brown ribbon 

A satirical response to the commercialization of the "ribbon" phenomenon (i.e. Pink for breast cancer, yellow for the troops). It means:
"Eat shit, motherfucker".

It was proposed by George Carlin

Haven't we gone far enough with this different colored ribbons for different causes? Every cause has it's own color; red for AIDS, pink for breast cancer. I got a brown ribbon. Know what it means? "Eat shit, motherfucker!"

brown ribbon by arbitterm February 25, 2009

brown crayola

A sticky turd that can't be nipped off cleanly even by the strongest nipsy and every wipe leaves a thick brown stripe down the paper until the wiper gives up and resigns himself to a day of anal discomfort. See Golf Arse

Where's all the toilet paper gone, that was a new roll this morning?

Sorry pet, I've got the brown crayola

brown crayola by Doc Sos September 3, 2006

brown dream 

Like a wet dream but brown, may also refer to homosexual acts during sleep

Double kissing the brown ball in the game of snooker

"mum i had a brown dream again"

brown dream by fuckerpants May 3, 2009

Brown Joust

A contest of strength, skill, and honor in which two competitors press their anuses firmly together and attempt to force their log into the others rectum. Victory is achieved when one participant's poop lance pushes the other's back the cave from whence it came, where it is joined by the winner's gleaming brown champion turd. A stalemate occurs when the two mahogany butt-trees meet and neither participant's anus yields, resulting in a general sideways pancake-like distribution of waste.

The two young gentlemen held a brown joust to decide who would win the fair maiden's heart.

Brown Joust by Bloodnovski March 20, 2011

Brown Cap 

To Brown Cap is to accidentally poop while attempting to break wind. The term generally refers to a sold turd as opposed to wet shit (see loose poopies, i.e. shart), that results from an over exerted attempt to fart. It can also reference an 'almost' turd beginning to be released while pushing a difficult fart, that's allowed to slip back into the anus.

Damn, I was digesting that t-bone an hour after dinner on the way to the Mozart festival. I lifted my left cheek, figuring my date wouldn't notice a crisp one, considering the road noise. To my surprise, I started to brown cap and almost lost control of the car. Once there, I double checked my boxers for tell-tale skid marks.

Brown Cap by Big Ed Moustapha March 17, 2009

Brown Nosed Rudolph 

When a man gets on all fours and tucks his boner back while a woman gives him head. Her nose goes in the butthole while she sucks him off.

Stab got his christmas gift in the form of Faye giving him a Brown Nosed Rudolph.

Brown Nosed Rudolph by Gapino March 20, 2009

Brown Sub 

Brown Sub (Brownsville) is a notoriously dangerous area of Miami-Dade County, FL. This neighborhood was prominently featured in George Gittoes 2006 Documentary "Rampage."

When you visit Miami, steer clear of these areas: Brown Sub, Liberty City, Overtown, Little Haiti, Opa Locka, etc...

Brown Sub by GuttaMan July 20, 2008