brolecule

kin to the drug: molecule (MDMA). also affectionately known as "brolly". showgoers and festival patrons usually dose with brolecule to prevent crotch-rot and chafage. however, brolecule is extremely addictive. common results of dosing brolecule are a higher tolerance (a more dangerous effective dose) and an increase in frequency of use. it is uncertain whether brolly perpetuates the "bro" ethic at shows; or whether brolly is just the newest kitsch fad for the bro crowd. aka: bro-xtasy, gold bond, corn starch.
this writer implores the audience, when you go to shows, please use brolecule responsibly.

"there goes fuckin gogurt. jesus, he is so geeked out on brolecule." -bro1
"bro! gogurt sold me a quop of brolly at all-good festival last year. i was a train wreck all weekend." -bro2
"he has ultimate grade this year! im so rolled on brolly i can hardly talk right now! it feels like my balls are manufacturing vapo-rub, smoking crack, and full of glowstick chemicals." -bro3
"you guys take it in the anal wind-sock. everyone knows doing brolly will fry your taint forever." -wookie passerby

by go-gurt August 15, 2007

Brosef

Alternative for the word Bro, most commonly used by Pakistani or arabian teens in an attempt to americanize.

Abdar: 'sup brosef
John 'n crew: Brosef...?
Abdar: Bro?

by Waproast November 9, 2009

brosef

a jock with a cooridinating outfit and socks, a gold chain outside the shirt, guinea t and spiked hair that could pop a balloon..

most high school seniors and 1st and 2nd year college kids are brosefs, and don't know it.

by ti2xger July 7, 2009

brokecore

asshole noobbasically a guy whose jealous of another for a bad reason(arent they all bad reasons?)

"look at that guy bein all stupid and jealous at some better/funnier/richer/more famous/hotter guy"
"i know he is such a brokecore"

by zabby January 5, 2006

Brosephering

The act of having a large dick or being a complete bro

Jamal is a total brosepher she couldnt handle it,
I was brosephering when i sent my bitch to make me a sandwitch

by footballer69 January 21, 2011

Brosexual

When you can’t secure sex with a girl unless your bro smashes first.

Bro 2: I just can’t get her to have sex with me
Bro 1: it’s because You’re brosexual, I’ve got to smash first

by Based307 February 3, 2020

BROschevik

A BROschevik is a person, generally within the age range of 18 to 30, who is a self-described Bolshevik or Socialist but without the cajones to actually join a socialist movement or use violence. Broscheviks are apathetic and usually don't vote either, although the Barack Obama campaign did draw them to the polls. Broscheviks can usually be seen skateboarding, wearing Che Guevara t-shirts (which Im sure he would detest), pot smoking, and enjoying counter-culture literature, ballads, and music. Broscheviks can be found in many places although they typically live in developed countries with rich parents however they are not to be confused with the more soft-spoken trustafarians who enjoy the use of trust funds while expressing their usually hippie style viewpoints.. Two hotspots which have many reported broschevik sitings are Boulder, Colorado and Berkeley, CA.

A BROschevik is "that kid" in your economics, political science, or International Affairs class who hates the U.S. and its allies but enjoys the freedoms and always "talks" (key word) about social revolution and taking down the system "man."

by Normal in Boulder, CO May 21, 2010