Sc-bollocks

A crude contraction of Scot and bollocks; a term used to express the negative excitement of potentially seeing the unattractive scrotum of a kilt-wearer.

Is that Scottish Stag-Do getting on our party barge? Oh, sc-bollocks!

by 'Duke' September 10, 2012

bollicks

It is the British equivalent to saying something is "bullshit".

Friend 1: Did you hear Jeff was caught screwing his dads girlfriend?

Friend 2: Bollicks!

by Dreward January 1, 2008

brolick/brollick

brolick describes a large object, mostly large in the muscular sense

damn, that baller is madd brolick/brollick

by jaz wit one z November 2, 2008

bollock face

one who has a face like a mans testi sack / scrotum.

Oi, bollock face your face looks like a bollock!!!

dave, you bollock face......

by Nicky J February 9, 2004

bollocks

British term, an exclamation of something bad or said when something bad happens. Antonym is dog's bollocks (the).

I can't stand this. It's utter bollocks.

by Matt Williams January 13, 2004

bolli stoli

cocktail of bollinger champagne and stolichnaya vodka.

"Sweetie darling, what are you drinking?"

"Bolli stoli, darling."

by Edina Monsoon September 15, 2005

bollockytwatbag

An insult when nothing will fit.

1. You are a fucking... erm..... bollockytwatbag
2. Liam Gallgher
3. Jenn

by Dave Beckett November 15, 2006