bootsball

Ladies form of 'Monday Night Football'. When the men are all together watching Monday Night Football, ladies will be getting booted in any form of intoxication they desire. Most desire marijuana, but booted can be any form of 'effed' up. Term was created by a group of girls on Gold street that love to get booted.

X: "Im so stressed out after such a long day of school! I hate Monday's"
Y: "Bootsball tonight to relieve the stress!"

by whoolee ette November 26, 2010

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bootytale

Bootytale is when someone tells some bullshit story of getting laid.

Dude that never happened stop telling bootytales.

by haemae17 January 15, 2016

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Bootyscale

Measure of how sexually attractive a woman is on a scale of 1 to 10. This scale is purely lust driven, so cuteness, social status and personality don't count as much as how tempting and sexually desirable she is to the eye of the beholder.

Steve: Check out that girl at 10 o'clock!
Tony: She is alright. I'd give her a 5 on the bootyscale.
Steve: What a superficial snob! Look how classy she is... does that not count?
Tony: Sorry, not hot enough. Still a modest 5 though!

by _wordmaker October 3, 2016

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