Country Blumpkin

Sitting out in your rikity old shitter pinching out a loaf while getting a blow job while your dog watches!

Cletus: "Yo' ma! i gotta shit! Come her and put yer kissing tools on my baby maker"

Ma: "Dang, Cletus! Thats yur third turd t'day!"

by Rusty Shackelford March 30, 2004

blumpkinesiology

the scientific study of the art of:
a. giving blumpkins
and
b. recieving blumpkins

Karl studied hard for eight years and he finaly got his license in blumpkinesiology. His next goal was to become a Bill Bellamysologist.

by the bombastic blumptastic May 1, 2003

Reverse Brother Blumpkin

A blumpkin involving two men, where the person defecating (shitting) is also the one fellatiating (giving a blowjob)

John: Nice bathroom, isn't it?
Mark: Wanna Reverse Brother Blumpkin?
John: Reverse what?
Mark: You need to go on Urbandictionary.com, shut the fuck up and suck my dick.

by J-Sl1ce October 5, 2008

Blumpkin Breath

After giving someone a Blumpkin, the word "Blumpkin Breathe" is when your mouth smells like the remains of Sperm, Penis, and possibly Feces.

You listen here you little Blumpkin Breathe! (To get someones attention when you know they have been giving the almighty Blumpkin)

by OG FISHBONE January 14, 2010

power blumpkin

a variation of a blumpkin where a girl performs fellatio on a guy taking a dump, then inserts an enema during climax.

the warm soda in that enema really peps me up...nothing like a power blumpkin to start your day.

by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin November 7, 2006

Pittsburgh Spider Blumpkin

A variation of the "Roman Spider Dump" mixed with a "Double Blumpkin." Two males face each other on the toilette while taking a dump, a third person hangs from the top of the stall like Spiderman and preforms oral sex on the other two. This act is most commonly performed in the washrooms of Mellon Arena between periods.

Star: "That chick sitting in front of us is disgusting and her crazy husband thinks the Leafs are offside every time they cross the blue line."

Murk: "Dude, I think I saw them and the usher preforming a Pittsburgh Spider Blumpkin before the third period in the can!!"

by lance tightpants December 29, 2009

Duty Blumpkin

n. a blumpkin (blowjob while taking a shit) but now said blowjob recipient is also playing Call of Duty. To enhance this experience, the recipient also has his headset on, and is screaming profanities.

"The only reason you sniped me is because I'm getting a Duty Blumpkin right now, .... FAGGOT!"

by An actual DB recipient March 6, 2010