batteram

The slang name for the B-100, an armored vehicle with a battering ram mounted on the front, used by LAPD SWAT (Special Weapons and Tactics) teams in entering crack cocaine houses by crushing walls and doors.

Yo, gee, listen to some Toddy Tee's ol' school raps on police brutality and crushing down CPT crack-houses in his track from '85 - 'Batteram'

by lou benny November 9, 2008

betterfication

to better the situation.

dude, that party was totally betterficationed because of me.

by Ivar the legless January 24, 2009

better than sex cake

Cake (dessert) that is 'better than sex'. In other words, a really good, preferably chocolate sauce smothered piece of baked goodness.

Thing 1: "Have you ever had better than sex cake?"

Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?"

Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake."

Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'"

Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!"

Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?"

Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?"

Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"

by Thing 2 December 13, 2008

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.

How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008

i have nothing else better to do

-sitting on your ass
-crackin so many jokes about someone that you have to stop talk about that person every other week.
-randomly making up definitions to better this web site
-bored out of your mind

Geo-"What are doing right now?"
JBZ-"Putting crazy words and phrases on this cool website."
Geo-"Why would yo do something like that?"
JBZ-"Because I have nothing else better to do."

Tony-"Why are vandalizing J-no's property?"
Geo & JBZ-"We have nothing else better to do.

by JG January 4, 2005

nothing better to do

Being sick to death of something, but still enjoying it anyway.

I was watching TV for hours, because I had nothing better to do.

by SomeoneNew February 27, 2017

Better Business Bureau

An abstraction, or a layer of complexity, formulated by businesses, by which to channel the angst of their customers into endless bureaucratic processes with no other purpose than to make the aggrieved customers go away.

Filing a complaint with the better business bureau sure was a waste of time.

by Mario R. Sanchez September 11, 2008