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Epic Beard Man

Aka Thomas Bruso, a true legend.

EBM (a 67 year old) was on an AC transit bus talking to his friend, when an ignorant thug (who turns out to be murderer) picks a verbal fight with him. EBM moves to the front to stop himself handing out a beating, but thug leaves him no choice by lashing out. EBM beat his ass down, busting his nose in the process.

The video of the incident was posted up on Youtube, and became a fast-growing internet hit shortly afterwards- prompting many news articles.

Random facts about EBM:

-Is a war veteran (Vietnam)
-Wore a t-shirt with 'I am a motherfucker' emblazoned on the back
-Now has a pair of Stacy Adams shoes
Epic Beard Man: "Don't fuck with senior citizens, they're gonna surprise you once in a while"
by umar_i February 20, 2010
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Beard of Shame

The beard that a man will grow after his girlfriend has broken up with him.

Used in the song Razor Burn by Lagwagon
"On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously, I dressed in black like Johnny Cash and grew this beard of shame."
by sean December 1, 2003
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epic beard man

A man wearing a fanny pack with an epic beard who defended himself by punching his attacker repeatedly on a city transit bus in the United States.
Did you see that epic beard man on YouTube?
by tribeachpunk February 17, 2010
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Beardabe

Combination of the word "beard" and "wannabe."

A person who wishes that they had a beard so they wear fake beards or mustaches in public or on their gamer avatar.

A person who can't grow a beard but tries to anyway and gets scraggly peach-fuzz instead.
"That guy put a full beard on his Minecraft character and he's clean shaven IRL, what a beardabe..."
by Reymas March 14, 2013
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study beard

The result of a guy not shaving for a week or two during finals.
Look at that guy's study beard--likely the result of him not shaving for a week or two during finals.
by Benjamin C. April 16, 2008
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beardgasm

Beardgasm (from Greek hairgasmos, from organ to mature, swell, also sexual climax from the sight of hair) is the peak of the plateau phase of the sexual response to a good beard, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by males and females, beardgasm is controlled by the involuntary, or autonomic, limbic system, and is accompanied by quick cycles of muscle contraction in the lower pelvic muscles, which surround the primary sexual organs and the anus. Beardgasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation, body movements and vocalizations are expressed, and random acts of dry humping said beard. .
Did you see Brian Wilson's new "filthy" pitch? I just had a beardgasm!
by The Supertits May 10, 2011
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beardmance

When others can't stop talking about your god like beard! They go as far as wanting to rub up against your mighty whiskers or even running their fingers through your facial fur!
Last night I saw a mighty beard..and all I could think of was how I want to stroke that mountainous beard.....Dude I think I'm having a beardmance for those whiskers!
by beardster December 1, 2011
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