Beezer

To expell gas.
Fart.

I ate some beans and now i have to beezer.

by Jennell February 22, 2005

Beezer

A blow job during the act of driving.

I'm sorry Officer McGillicutty. I started swerving mid-orgasm during this awesome BEEZER from this bitch.

by Trainor January 23, 2005

Beez in the Trap

Money in the bank

Bro 1: Yo where you been?
Bro 2: I just put some beez in the trap, man.

by essgsag September 11, 2012

Beezer

One who is extremly tall, Lanky, Big Nose, Long arms/legs, Gumpy, Dorky, Awkward looking.. ect.

"Kelly, Look at that boy.. What a beezer!"

"Yeah, he's kinda Beezery."

by ELizabeth Gillim January 17, 2007

BEEZER

Taking a bump or a line of cocaine.

Hey bro, this party is ridiculous, I need a quick beezer to keep the good time rollin !

by FLA to LA June 13, 2010

beez out

leaving, bouncing

ima beez out for nows

by mandy m June 21, 2003

Beez Factor

An inexplicable aberration in a mathematical calculation caused by random errors that cannot be replicated in further calculations, possibly caused by having sex with fat chicks and/or cougars

Assistant: I don't get it our calculated data is way out.
Professor: Must be the Beez Factor...
Dude: O yeah, you didn't you have sex with that old fat chick last night.

by Ernie Scar December 1, 2007