beef bazooka

A reference to a male organ or penis. Used as a descriptive term for ones massive manhood.

She took a blast from my beef bazooka like an experianced professional

by crank April 20, 2005

BEEFING UP THE DEAN

A WORD COMMONLY USED FOR MASTURBATION IN THE LATE 1890S

HAVE YOU BEEN BEEFING UP THE DEAN

by THE MAN45682 March 17, 2011

twitter beef

The airing of grievances towards a person, place or thing using twitter as a platform.

I have a twitter beef with people who struggle with basic grammar.

by XanaxDiva September 2, 2010

100% All Beef thermometer

A penis.

SUCK MY 100% ALL BEEF THERMOMETER!!!

by PSACS November 5, 2010

beef flaps

the term 'beef flaps' is used in a derrogatory fashion to describe the female genitalia, as they tend to, (especially when a female is aroused) resemble two peices of flappy beef, between the legs of the woman.

'look at doreen's beef flaps, i bet you a tenner she hasnt shaved them in at least three weeks!'

by Tom C, Rich W, and Suzi S April 21, 2004

u got beef?

A phrase asking if someone has a problem with you, what you're doing or what you like, usually said as a threat.

Some guy: "System of a down sucks!"
Some guy who likes system of a down: "u got beef?"

by Janerz July 17, 2006

beef breeze

A silent or low key fart that is very rank in smell and texture. Sometimes may seem juicy or dry. Always hilarious.

A:"Let's blame Lisa of gas"
B:"Okay"
A:"Lisa did you let one go?"
Lisa:"NO! that was YOU!"
B:"No Lisa, I do believe that was you, and it sounded like a Beef Breeze, at that!"

by Rikky November 25, 2005