The act of removing a friend's testicles because they are controlled by his girl friend. This phrase started after a case in Africa where a honey badger ripped off a lion's testicle.
Guy 1: "I was forced to go shopping with my girl and I missed the game last night."
Guy 2: "You should be honey badgered for that."
Guy 2: "You should be honey badgered for that."
by ssgt big mac September 19, 2009
Get the Honey Badgered mug.Taking someone to bed, and doing rude things, but not nessacerily having intercourse, e.g. dry humping Usually in the early stages of a relationship.
"I bedded him, but we didn't have sex."
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J: Hey Rhonda, you wanna catch the new Harry Potter movie tonight? Next show starts at 9pm.
R: (Yawn) Well Josh, I wooooould, but I have to wake up early tomorrow. I should probably, you know, just go to bed.
J, later on, whispering to his other pal Wanda during previews at Harry Potter: Man, Rhonda is such a bedgoer. 9pm and all tucked in. Yeesh.
W: Hey, shhh!! The movie's about to start!
R: (Yawn) Well Josh, I wooooould, but I have to wake up early tomorrow. I should probably, you know, just go to bed.
J, later on, whispering to his other pal Wanda during previews at Harry Potter: Man, Rhonda is such a bedgoer. 9pm and all tucked in. Yeesh.
W: Hey, shhh!! The movie's about to start!
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Get the Badge mug.Medium sized creatures with black and white coloration. Have been known to congregate and dance. Apparently like mushrooms, but not snakes.
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by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003
Get the Badgers mug.Creature which lives in washing machines and makes its nest with socks. Never been caught, but the presence of odd socks in the wash is evidence of their existance
by Matt February 27, 2005
Get the sock badger mug.The hymen. Should only be used in a situation where a woman's virginity is confirmed by her intact membrane. Since the hymen is viewed as a corporeal representation of chastity, it is referred to as a badge.
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