The Glenn Beck Defense

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.

"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"

by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023

madison beck

Nice, smart, caring, weird, can be very odd... Digressing is her passion.... Overall a amazing person!!

sher nice and easy to make laugh, yup shes got to be a Madison Beck!

by Banana+Banana November 19, 2016

Beck Out

(Inspired from movie character, Dr Beck)
To be enraged, full of anger, extremely angry and frustrated at someone

I'm about to Beck out on this dude, he's seriously annoying me

by Dfenz May 9, 2025

Xavier beck

The most infuriating little rat who is so unfunny it makes you want to shoot his stupid fucking rat head until it no longer exists.

“Xavier beck” you cunt

by Big gorilla November 22, 2021

aaron-becks

Ya ever find this chaotic yet adorable duo anywhere, prepare your heart because they share feelings and smiles and laughs and jokes nobody else could pull off. Better have crack too they need the daily fix.

"Did you see Aaron-Becks at the mall?"

"Yeah, they are so.fucking.cute!!"

"I know!! I wish I had that.."

by Soft Boy <3 May 28, 2021

Noah Beck

He's my Daddy. I love him
Noah if you are reading know that I love you♡♡
Josh is a tik toker

Who is Noah Beck?
He's my Daddy

by Wifeofnoah July 27, 2020

Beck

beck wants to commit suicide cause people are bitches and lucia said i have a short and stubby...

someone please buy me a toaster so i can kill myselkf in a bath

beck wants to commit toaster bath

by Wookie_Droid95 June 23, 2021