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Bargain Basement Becky 

That girl or chick at the bottom hierarchy of the sexual food chain you call when 1-8 are not available.

1. Wife
2. Girlfriend

3. Boo
4. Friends with benefits

5. Sidepiece

6. Smash

7. Booty call
8. Jump off
9. Bargain Basement Becky
I’m gonna have to call Jai to come over tonight.

You can’t call Bre, Stacey or anyone else.

Nope tonight I have to settle for a Bargain Basement Becky.
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Bargain Basement Becky 

The name given by the wife or the girlfriend after finding out about their husband or boyfriend’s below subpar quality mistress or sidepiece who look like she came from a bargain basement compared to her.
I told him messing around with a BBB will get him in a lot of trouble if his wife finds out.

What the Better Business Bureau?

No a Bargain Basement Becky but after his wife went in on him during their divorce he wish had messed around with that BBB.
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kate beckett 

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say shit about kate beckett around me and risk death
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Beckwith 

Engaging in chicanery to swindle, defraud or embezzle funds, food or other commodities for personal or group gain by abusing one's position of public trust within a school, college, organization or government.
Chap 1: Hey Blumpie, I just beckwith'd a ton of billz from the Student Activities fund. Let's go buy some steak, shrimp and rolling rook and grill in the quad.
Chap 2: Good for you ole boy. Let's run the Student Government into the ground.
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B.D. Beckford was the founding member of the Baltimore Fur Con. The convention was founded in 2016 by B.D. Beckford, New Jersey-born Naruto fan, who mounted the Baltimore S&M Fur Fair, one of the first commercial furry-fan conventions. When he moved to Baltimore, Maryland in 2015, he organized a one-day convention (Fluff and Stuff) on December 7, 2015, as a kind of 'dry run' for the larger convention he hoped to stage. B.D. Beckford went on to be a contributing member of 4Chan, and is best known for his artwork depicting ladyboy furry pornography and erotic fan fiction.
B.D. Beckford is as cool as his hero Naruto.

Did you see B.D. Beckford’s new windowless white work van?
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Bargain Basement Becky 

The name given by the wife or girlfriend after she finds out about her husband or boyfriend’s below subpar quality mistress or sidepiece who look like she came from the bargain basement compared to her.
I told him messing around with a BBB will get him in a lot of trouble if his wife finds out.

What the Better Business Bureau?

No a Bargain Basement Becky because after his wife found out she went all in during their divorce. I bet he wished he had messed around with that BBB.