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beautyfail

An attempt to improve one's appearance -- via makeup, hair colour, cosmetic surgery, etc. -- that goes terribly wrong.
"Her new melon-ball implants, collagen lips, overdone fillers and dark orange tan make her look sooo beautyfail."

OR

"Heidi Montag's new look after her 10 cosmetic surgeries is just beautyfail."
by imabeautygeek March 2, 2010
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beauty candle

An attribute which begins to burn immediately at first impression as the viewer becomes increasingly aware the subject is indeed NOT attractive to look at.
Typically, as a romance wanes the candle burns faster.
The beauty candle for some women burns rather rapidly; almost a flare, really.

For others the beauty candle burns slow, taking hours, days or even years to realize "Hmm... She's kinda weird looking. Not pretty at all. What was I thinking"
by fuzzygreysocks January 25, 2010
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Beardylocks

A grown bearded man, who is very specific about the porridge he consumes.
I don't know why, but Beardylocks didn't like the taste of my porridge last night.
by Beardylocks January 18, 2015
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Beaudean

Someone who pulls bitches all day everyday left right and centre Once you've had a beaudean in yah that's all you'll have If thou ever get a beaudean in yah you'll never forget it
Beaudean's pulling Bitches again
by Pullin all day bitches April 4, 2017
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Beauty

Beauty is bad
by Butt scratcher 21 May 26, 2018
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Beauty

Beauty I within the eye of the beholder
Everyone has beauty within them
by HugePotatoSack May 10, 2018
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Beauty Bash

Beauty Bash was a now-defunct site providing an outlet for members of MakeupAlley.com and other beauty sites to mock other members behind their backs. They fancied themselves the Greek chorus to the drama that often unfolds on such sites, but really all it was, was people making fun of other people's makeup, hair, toenails, personal problems, weight, and possible sexual orientation, among other things. Rumor had it the site was actually managed by the owner of Makeup Alley just so people wouldn't start flame wars on MUA, an ad-supported site. Mostly it became a contest to see who could call the most other people cunts in the shortest period of time. If anyone knows of a replacement site, reply to this definition with the URL.
She's so nice to me on MUA, but on Beauty Bash she called me a cunt and said my e/s (eyeshadow) was like My Little Pony on crack.
by Robin8 March 19, 2018
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