baton rouge

kickass city; home of the LSU tigers and beautiful women

Dude lets go to Baton Rouge and hit up some ladies.

by me March 25, 2005

Beatoned

To get so drunk that you pass out and miss the party being held in your house, while your friends party on.

Guy 1: Have you seen Richard?
Guy 2: He's Beatoned!
Guy 1: Woohoo!

by R .D June 25, 2008

beating out a log

masturbating while pooping

We could hear the porn playing on his computer while he was in the bathroom beating out a log

by champ-erbator August 24, 2010

Beamoned

To charge onto a company card without authorization from company.

I beamoned a tank of gas, cigarettes and a coke yesterday at the gas station.

by The ai guys April 14, 2013

Beating the Mattress

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?

"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."

"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."

by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012

Baton Boy

The boy who is amazing at baton. Literally the best ever.

Synonym: Troy

Damn look at Baton Boy go!

by Kaypotato July 29, 2016

Beaten with an ugly stick

Ugly visage beyond fugly. Intensely unattractive.

Damn!! Bitch looks like she bin beaten with an ugly stick!!

by 1961sg October 26, 2016