The required unkept facial hair required for guys to have in order to work in a brewery, micro brewery, or to be a beer "aficionado". Can easily be confused with hipsters or some unemployed slob. Although, one comes to find out that some of them are actually hipsters.
I was rejected entrance into the local micro brewery because I was clean shaven. More importantly, I didn't have the mandatory beer beard. You can't try to do something crazy like being and making choices yourself these days.
Beer Beard {hipster follower slob craft dumb
Beer Beard {hipster follower slob craft dumb
by Furiosa the Accursed June 5, 2016
Get the Beer Beardmug. A shot containing equal parts of Southern Comfort, Tanqueray, and Hennesy.
Can also be serves as a cocktail on the rocks with all the above ingredients and splashes of Red Bull and Arnold Palmer.
The bearded marby is designed to put hair on your chest, and of course your face.
Can also be serves as a cocktail on the rocks with all the above ingredients and splashes of Red Bull and Arnold Palmer.
The bearded marby is designed to put hair on your chest, and of course your face.
by Shikey Tues November 23, 2010
Get the bearded marbymug. Where pubic hair pases over the gooch and connects with the anal hair to form one united hair region.
I was going to go down on this girl but she had a wandering beard and I'd already flossed today so didn't fancy it.
by Bwooly1001 March 17, 2016
Get the wandering beardmug. The act of growing a beard through times of great stress or hardship, usually to bring a sense of light relief to that person's life. Generally associated with tedious exam diets and/or feelings of complete ineptitude.
Dude, did you see the size of Jason's beard the other day?
Yeah man, he's been comfort bearding for the last month. These exams are soul-destroying.
Yeah man, he's been comfort bearding for the last month. These exams are soul-destroying.
by StingoftheRing May 26, 2011
Get the comfort beardingmug. by Jerry hatricks November 2, 2019
Get the Bearded cloutmug. by ddunn June 13, 2018
Get the bearded screwdrivermug. I was hitting her good from behind when I looked down and saw her bearded button.
She wanted me to eat her ass but there was no way I was digging my nose and tongue up in that bearded button without a little landscaping first.
She wanted me to eat her ass but there was no way I was digging my nose and tongue up in that bearded button without a little landscaping first.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
Get the Bearded Buttonmug.