bailitis

when a girl (or guy) bails on a date by pretending to be sick

I was supposed to go out with Hadley tonight, but she came down with a serious case of bailitis

by joshoohaah November 3, 2013

Bahlickeylickey

A LLTD (Lickey lickey transmitted disease). The first case of it was in 8/6/2014 when one male reported a mosquito biting him. A man in a chat room had a nurse as a wife but did not want to wake her. So no people with official doctor title could help him. One member of the chat-room asked if it was a case of Bahlickeylickey. The victim reported that a mosquito turned the bite purple. The man that helped him said that this was a sign of Bahlickeylickey. Soon more and two more victims claimed of of having Bahlickeylickey or having it at one time in the chat-room. To transmitted it you must give someone a "lickey lickey" or get bit by a mosquito. Symptoms are joint pain and headaches. Help a love one if they have it and don't make fun of some one who has it. The only know cure is treatment with a turtle only a select few know how to use the turtle. Only the doctors know how to use a live turtle in the process. The patience are sedated so they only have the doctors word for it. Treatment can take months. Bahlickeylickey is a really problem and a real disease. If you have signs of it you must get to a hospital as fast as you can. Bahlickeylickey is a very rare disease so chances of it are low of you getting it.

Person A: "My mom just got bahlickeylickey."
Person B: "Did your dad give her a lickey lickey hahahahah"
Person A: "No a mosquito bite her. Why do you always have to be like that."

by Bahlickeylickeysurviver August 7, 2014

balien

The awkward stage of a newborn when they don't completely look human, yet, and slightly resemble an alien.

Aww! Her baby is a total balien.

by zunigasm22 March 22, 2016

balikoro

baba ist süß

human : ,,hey "
balikoro : ,,* dinosaur noise *"

by emilyemilyemilyemily December 28, 2016

bali rose

A strong beautiful mighty human being. Very intelligent, open - minded and driven individual.

Bali rose is amazingly beautiful !

by Esorilba June 18, 2018

baligadibop

Word you use to describe something you don't know the name of

Person : what's that baligadibop
Me : oh that's a fork dummy

by Hoe193 March 23, 2017

balinese burn

Balinese burn is a massage that is applied to the male genital organ (dick, cock, pork sword etc.) it is like a Chinese burn but on your penis with added chilli oil

Little did my mate know when he got a Balinese burn massage it did not statist in a happy ending.

by #notsohappyending April 27, 2017