Xi ban yan 

Apparently the way of life, it makes no sense yet full sense at the same time. It is everything. Just remember not to give them money when they ask

"Xi Ban Yan here! Drink this-"
<door slam>
"Aww man not again"

Xi ban yan by Bee:) February 4, 2013

your ban 

Basically you dumbass shit made ur in urban your and made it your ban. Am I right???

Your dumbs searched up your ban instead of urban.

your ban by WaxholeDefiner March 20, 2021

hand ban 

A ban issued following irresponsible use of one's hands, often involving tickling.

Requires the culprit to keep their hands to themselves for the duration of the ban.

"arrrrrrrgggggghhhh stop tickling meeeeeee, that's it you've got yourself a hand ban"

"watch yourself girl, that's a formal warning. next time you'll find yourself with a hand ban"

hand ban by karefour January 6, 2010

U-ban 

Definition: Unidentified Bitch Ass Nigga; Someone who is unknown and suspicious looking to you and your crew.

Random guy walks into party...
Homeboy: Aye who dat?

You: Ion know, ain never seen him before...
Homeboy: Oh... dat a U-BAN?

You: Mmhhmm

U-ban by JukeX June 16, 2016

Delete and Ban 

A term used on B.Net forums, which disrespects its reciever.

Q: What do peasants do?(stupid question)

A: Delete and ban.

Delete and Ban by Real.Scary September 1, 2003

IP Ban

When you act like a real fuktard and then the host bans you with your IP Address.

Me: STOP FUCKING CAMPING OR GET BANNED.
f-tard: WhAt YoU GoNnA Do AbOuT It?
Killfeed:"qwerty55 has been IP Banned
f:tard:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
f-tard:UNBAN ME RIGHT NOWWW!!!*sob*

IP Ban by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 17, 2019

ONOS TEH BAN 

*BAN*

*** You have been kicked from #channel (Die, lamer.)
* cannot rejoin #channel (address is banned)

*** operator sets mode: +b RandomLamer
<GerbilSoft> ONOS TEH BAN
<GerbilSoft> *BAN*

ONOS TEH BAN by zzt March 17, 2004