Blossoms

a family who encourage incest

Ewwww, your family is blossoms.

by Riverdale.memez June 17, 2017

Blossomcest

"Blossomcest" is the fandom shipping nickname for the twincest pairing between siblings Cheryl Blossom and the late Jason Blossom on the CW's Riverdale as well as the popular "Archie afterlife" comics.

Fan 1: "How do we come up with a name?"
Fan 2: "I don't know...uh, Jasryl, no, Cherson, no, uh maybe put their last name together with something."
Fan 3: "How bout'? Blossomcest?"
Fan 1 & Fan 2: *both look at Fan 3 confused*

Fan 3: "What? It's obvious..."

by Kathryn Santini August 12, 2018

Blossom

Blossom is aggressive and knows what she wants and if she doesn’t get it she won’t give up until she does but overall she is hilarious has comedy that may come across as mean and sarcastic but she just does it because she trusts you, she may not try too hard but deep down she isn’t that stupid, we all love blossom!

Blossom you deserve your love!

by ohnoiloveyou May 1, 2019

Blossom Handle

A male sexual organ that has been sprayed with floral scented cologne/perfume

Monika: "Yo i saw Brad's dong last night"
Carlito: "Bruh"
Monika: "it's a real Blossom Handle

by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme September 27, 2019

Blossoms

n. The deceptive name of the incredibly tough Japanese Rugby Team.

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Coming to see the Blossoms in the park tomorrow?

Will they be pretty?

No. Not at all.

by gnostic3 October 14, 2019

Blossoms

n. The deceptive name of the incredibly tough Japanese Rugby Team.

......................

Coming to see the Blossoms in the park tomorrow?

Will they be pretty?

No. Not at all.

by gnostic3 October 14, 2019

Baldossiping

Shaving somebodies balls while gossiping about their mother.

What did you say about my mother, you baldossiping ho!

by Zim x Ant September 6, 2020