(noun)
1. A man who believes charm can replace accountability, usually emotionally shallow but overly confident. Brad is the grown male equivalent of a Karen, except instead of demanding to speak to the manager, he demands validation, casual intimacy, and no consequences.
2. The kind of guy who flirts while married, sends voice memos no one asked for, and uses phrases like “I just don’t want you to feel uncomfortable” after doing something deeply uncomfortable.
3. A repeat character in emotionally confusing Snapchats. Never the hero—always the subplot you should have skipped.
Symptoms of a Brad:
• Texts “hey” at 11 PM like it’s a love language
• Flirts in secret, but swears it’s “just friendship”
• Calls his relationship “complicated” (it’s not—it’s just him)
• Uses charm, a southern drawl, or gym pics to mask emotional laziness
• Says “I can’t help it” instead of “I’m sorry”
1. A man who believes charm can replace accountability, usually emotionally shallow but overly confident. Brad is the grown male equivalent of a Karen, except instead of demanding to speak to the manager, he demands validation, casual intimacy, and no consequences.
2. The kind of guy who flirts while married, sends voice memos no one asked for, and uses phrases like “I just don’t want you to feel uncomfortable” after doing something deeply uncomfortable.
3. A repeat character in emotionally confusing Snapchats. Never the hero—always the subplot you should have skipped.
Symptoms of a Brad:
• Texts “hey” at 11 PM like it’s a love language
• Flirts in secret, but swears it’s “just friendship”
• Calls his relationship “complicated” (it’s not—it’s just him)
• Uses charm, a southern drawl, or gym pics to mask emotional laziness
• Says “I can’t help it” instead of “I’m sorry”
by EmotionalExitStrategy June 18, 2025
Get the Brad mug.Brad is the type of person to root through the bins of his town with no remorse, unwavering even when caught and abhorred. He takes a strange pride in finding stale baked goods and often offers them to the townspeople, keeping silent of their questionable origins.
Despite this strange hobby, Brad is a benevolent spirit who helps his friends in need who accidentally blow their farm up. People with this name will own a four legged companion who wreaks havoc upon others. Sneaking into their houses after dusk and blocking their path into bed, causing them to pass out before curfew and incur a hefty medical bill. All Brad's will laugh every time their fellow farmhand threatens to put the dog up for adoption.
The fellow farmhand is not amused.
Despite this strange hobby, Brad is a benevolent spirit who helps his friends in need who accidentally blow their farm up. People with this name will own a four legged companion who wreaks havoc upon others. Sneaking into their houses after dusk and blocking their path into bed, causing them to pass out before curfew and incur a hefty medical bill. All Brad's will laugh every time their fellow farmhand threatens to put the dog up for adoption.
The fellow farmhand is not amused.
by CallumHater123 June 22, 2025
Get the Brad mug.This guy was caught jerking off to Trump porn while crying liberal tears of shame. He’s definitely a Brad.
by Racerguy327 January 8, 2026
Get the Brad mug.Unbeilevable studly male. Curly hair but not an afro. Likes to eat food, but yet remains slim. Also a nickname for a big weiner.
by justkiddin April 27, 2005
Get the -Brad mug.Indie rock band with good music, with songs like Overreacting, Making Me Nervous, Dirtbag, Sick as a Dog, he's probably gonna get big.
by GoodTrippingMusic November 24, 2017
Get the brad sucks mug.Adjective: someone who is so bad at sex that they have never knowingly had physical relations with a heterosexual woman who enthusiastically participates in sex.
Refers to a now legendary tweet by one Brad Anderson at 5.14pm on 5/12/19 where, replying to a sex ban brought about by the fetal heartbeat controversy Anderson said "I get the point you're trying to make, but I have yet to meet a hetero woman who enthusiastically participates in sex."
Refers to a now legendary tweet by one Brad Anderson at 5.14pm on 5/12/19 where, replying to a sex ban brought about by the fetal heartbeat controversy Anderson said "I get the point you're trying to make, but I have yet to meet a hetero woman who enthusiastically participates in sex."
Jeez, that guy was a complete Brad Anderson. I've had urinary tract infections that have given me more feels than that man's fumblings.
by BigDaddyCash May 13, 2019
Get the Brad Anderson mug.A pretty decent actor, has been in films such as Fight Club, Oceans Thirteen, Se7en etc. Not overrated in any sense of the word, he's naturally good looking; people tend to bash him out of jealousy because of his good looks. To put it into prospective, he's been in some highly, some moderate, and some poorly rated films like a lot of actors have. The ''skeptical type'' tend to focus on the poorly rated films and mock him for his apparent ''bad performances'' in them as some of the examples on here show.
Dude 1: Hey did you watch Fight Club last night?
Dude 2: Yeah, it was awesome, great movie!
Idiot 1: Brad Pitt is WAY too overrated because of his looks.
Idiot 2: I agree, there would be no hype over him if he was moderate looking, his films SUCK!!!.
Neutral Guy: Have you seen Fight Club, Se7en, Oceans Thirteen?
Dude 2: Yeah, it was awesome, great movie!
Idiot 1: Brad Pitt is WAY too overrated because of his looks.
Idiot 2: I agree, there would be no hype over him if he was moderate looking, his films SUCK!!!.
Neutral Guy: Have you seen Fight Club, Se7en, Oceans Thirteen?
by ooooooof October 10, 2007
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