bbq alone

Have a wank.

My mate Rocko likes to stay home and BBQ alone while listening to vinyl records

by 888Green March 22, 2024

BBQ Butter

A popular version of butter presented at the table as a Butter Block having had a Phalis imprinted into it. What a conversation starter over a Knob of corn.

INSTRUCTIONS.
1) Use a large (or small) block of butter.
2) Allow butter to soften to a moldable texture

3) Press the male phalis (real or fake) into the butter to a recognisable impressed shape
4) Refrigerate again.
5) Place on BBQ table closest to target guest.

Here Felicity, would you like some BBQ Butter on your knob?
Or
Hi Simone, will this hit the spot?

by Miccas Yesac June 13, 2021

bbq chip

mmm chip
very much chip love chip s mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

give me the
bbq chip

by elliotlikesbbqchip June 12, 2021

BBQ Chicken

BBQ Chicken

BBQ Chicken- Let Kan run, or let him toss a TD. Pick your poison.

by k4nsai November 21, 2024

BBQ Bacon Burger

Something funny Coach from the video game Left 4 Dead 2 says.

Coach: I could go for a... BBQ Bacon Burger, a large order of fries, orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie!
Nick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Coach: Mista... I don't think I like yo attitude.

by pussyhound420 October 29, 2023

Dirty BBQ

1. When you you forget to wrap you meat before you put it in the hot smoker.

2. A sailor not wearing a condom during sexual intercourse on shore leave.

Able seaman William Dirty BBQ’ed that girl he picked up at the bar last night whilst on shore leave. He should of wrapped his tool.

by Greco The Man January 15, 2023

bbq salad

After getting to the bbq you sneak off with your women and some potato salad then pour it all over her snatch and proceed to eat the bbq salad

What did you do this weekend? Me and the missus made a bbq salad.

by ThEsTiCkYeSt June 30, 2015