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Alaskan Musket Loader

Similar to the Tennessee Musket Loader, the Alaskan Musket Is when you pour cocaine on a butthole and “load the chamber” with your penis.
Hey bro I was fucking this girl last night and I pull out the ol’ Alaskan Musket Loader!”
by Wyatt Hawn May 28, 2019
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Alaskan Heater

When you ejaculate into a fan for the purpose of covering yourself in your own hot semen.
I was freezing cold the other day but all I had was a fan, so I gave myself an Alaskan Heater in order to warm up. It worked.
by Chrayoss August 11, 2019
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Alaskan Snow Hole

When one shits in the snow, let’s it become an icicle, then fucks themself or someone else with it until it becomes warm shit again.
I shat so much that i had to give James the Alaskan Snow Hole.
by alaskalover123 January 3, 2021
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Alaskan Deposit

A group of guys all deposit their semen into a jar. Then the jar is poured out onto a female's head or object.
I went to Joe's mom grave and gave her an Alaskan Deposit.
by JumboShrimp19 June 30, 2022
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Spicy alaskan

When you fill a condom with water and freeze It then insert it into the woman's ass and dip your dick in Siracha and fuck her
Did you guys fuck

Yeah I gave her the spicy Alaskan
by Mich46 November 11, 2015
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A ateassholes last night she is the most valued whorefacemouth in all the village.
by santa mcrape claus December 15, 2021
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Alaskan Pipe Warmer

Prior to performing the act of fellatio, your partner places a mentholated lozenge in their mouth and sucks on it until their entire mouth and tongue are filled with a very warm sensation. Then she (or he) performs fellatio, thus transferring that warming sensation onto the receiving man's penis.
Last night my girlfriend sucked on a Halls cough drop then gave me an amazing blow job. The warming made my penis get so hot, it was incredible!

Plus, the hard cough drop in her mouth felt just as if she had a tongue stud too... WOW!

She sure warmed up my pipe! It was the best Alaskan Pipe Warmer I had ever received.
by richEK January 16, 2011
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