Sasquatch

A very hairy vagina! Its so hairy that Dora the explore cant even explore it!! A dick gets strangled and cut off by the long and strong hairs.

Noooooo don't Sasquatch me!!!!

by Sasquatch!! February 17, 2015

Sasquatcher

When a man grows a full beard in a 24 hour time period.

My cousin bill is a sasquatcher, he can grow his beard in one day!

Kevin you can be a sasquatcher if you have a gene in your DNA for a lot of fast growing facial hair.

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

Sasquatch

A male joining a couple for their sexual adventures. Could be either a three-plus or cucking experience.

Jenny and Dale's sexual relationship had stagnated, so they used tinder to find a Sasquatch to spark their sex lives back into action. Luckily, Earl was willing to assist.

by alviere February 4, 2017

Sasquatch

Also known as Bigfoot it is very hairy and weighs around 420 tons. No one has ever caught a Sasquatch but there has been some reports of seen Sasquatch's. Also hairy and ugly people are usually called Sasquatch's.

I found the Sasquatch!
Geez that person is such a Sasquatch.

by Bsnabsbsn February 20, 2017

sasquatchitard

One who is hairy and big but also frickin retarded

That guy is such a sasquatchitard

by YEEYEEEBROTHER December 15, 2017

Sasquatching

The act of driving by and connecting to a bar jukebox, playing an extremely shitty song. Made famous by playing “I Fucked a Sasquatch” by the Seething Fuck Patties.

We drove around Sasquatching every bar in town last night.

by Sasquatch Jr. June 13, 2018

sasquatch legs

When a guy hasn’t shaved his legs in so long, that they have become very furry.

Girl: Oh my, have you seen Michael’s sasquatch legs?

by BluntWhiskers August 9, 2018