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assbanned

To be banned from a vBulletin forum by your class C IP address range.

ie you post something naughty under 192.168.32.145 and they then ban the whole 192.168.32.x range, causing you to have to change ISP's to repost.
last night I spammed the fuck out of the Harmony Central forums and those fuckers assbanned me on Class C.
by assmaster May 23, 2004
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lazy ass man

one who fails to accomplish intended tasks.
I went fishing but I didn't even get my line in the water cause I got drunk. Damn, I'm a lazy ass man.
by chikenliver catkiller September 14, 2008
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Bum ass Man-child

Over 30 years old with no job Laying up under someone elses roof so he don't have to pay rent. Pretends to be sick often for pity. Has to use wifi to use his phone. No vehicle and not about his money. He don't love you he needs you.
by Your BM August 18, 2020
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assmonkey

A monkey with an obscenely large ass, so large that its head actually goes up its ass.

You can buy them in places that are infested with assmonkeys, such as, the white house. "bo-de-gas", nigga
"hey is that derek?"

"yeah, hes a fuckin assmonkey"

"who cares"
by r0fl December 17, 2007
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assmonster

a person with a monsterous ass that often develops nicknames such as "laffy taffy" or "ba dunk a dunk" and may cause dry eyes if looked at too often due to lack of blinking
"Damn girl, how you get all of that in them jeans, you assmonster!"
by Beth G. November 13, 2007
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Assmanheimer's Disease

A condition whereby a persons frequently opens their mouth when they shouldn't while publicly displaying their buttcrack.
Damn that assmanheimer's Disease. Once again he got me in trouble with his mouth and blinded me with his crack!
by Not quite the 16th December 19, 2012
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assmatic

having an almost asthmatic reaction in regards to shortness of breath, when in the presence of an amazingly beautiful ass.

anybody who gets short of breath and even a little lightheaded around a woman with a magnificent posterior may be an assmatic
i had an assmatic reaction when i saw kelly today, i needed a couple minuted to collect myself! have you seen that ass!?

i knew i was an ass man, but i never knew i was an assmatic. When i saw nancy today i almost passed out i needed some serious air to calm myself down, that ass was like POW!!!
by hotkarl2705 August 18, 2010
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