Asscheck

When a guy purposely bumps into you just to touch your ass.

"Gosh, Why does every guy have to Asscheck me."
"This guy just Asschecked me and his friends laughed."

by LilRedTruck456 October 5, 2016

Asschitecture

Butt cheeks shaped building design.

Check that asschitecture out!

by insertopinionhere[ ] May 13, 2016

Asscamper

An asscamper is a fag that leaves his penis in an ass for so long after ejaculating the semon and anal juices (shit) dry and form a crusty bond that can keep the penis stuck for hours and smell up the whole fucking house. An ass camper can also be known as a sticky brown eyed pedro.

Look at all the asscampers in this town blocking all the exit lanes and stinking up all our newly donated george micheal pay stalls in the mens shitter! If they get stuck up in there to much longer they will be legal squatters and we will never make any money off all the autographed wham wet wipe despensers we bought last week.

by Sycowordkiller February 9, 2017

Asscature

When you shart your pants and don't change them. The turd becomes an image.....

Oh man I just sharted and I don't have a change of pants I'm going to have to wear these all night when I pull my underwear off it's going to look like an asscature

by Nader1968 June 15, 2017

Asscake

Something that's real smexy.

Dayum she has sum nice asscakes

by Asscakes.com June 19, 2017

Assacre

What happened when a bathroom is especially messed up after a bowel movement. Normally used to describe the condition the bathroom was left in by a third-party.

The feces dripping from the ceiling was proof positive that someone had an assacre in the bathroom.

by reggiebags February 20, 2018

assccess

Refers to the state of someone's permitting you to touch his/her posterior.

Tiffany usually allows me unrestricted assccess to her juicy "real estate"; she just asks that I remember to always warm my hands first.

by QuacksO March 9, 2019