Assbath

ASSBATH-"When your hemmoroids get so flared after a bowel movement you have to take a warm gentle bath to cool your rim"

SAM- "Damn I just dropped a loaf so big it felt like giving birth to a turd demon! I'm gonna have to take an assbath to remedy the situation"

by Fasteddie666 October 12, 2019

asshattery

1. Acts committed by an asshat or asshats. 2. Engagement in an activity normally reserved for asshats.

I demand that all of you stop this asshattery at once!

by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

assphattuation

An infatuation with nice rear ends.

Damn, girl I have assphattuation with you!

I have an assphattuation, the bigger, the phatter, the better.

by Matityahu Rich April 26, 2012

akshata

Probably you're best friend. She is smart, funny and always comes up with a good joke. She loves to have fun, but is also serious. You always want to be around her and are sad if you're not.

Girl 1- Hey look it's Akshata! I so want to be her friend
Girl 2- Yeah! She's like the best person ever

by rainbowpenquin June 23, 2017

Asshands

Using a woman's ass cheeks to get yourself off.

Ellena was a bit too fat for me to bang, but I flipped her over and pulled an asshands on her.

by tdelano April 8, 2009

Akshat

Cute, hot guy. all the girls absolutely love him. I dunno how he gets the girls, but he knows how to charm the girls.

"I know this hot guy" Girl 1
"Is his name Akshat" Girl 2
"Yh" Girl 1

by LifesoBoring October 3, 2021

asshattery

doing, saying, or participating in anything that makes oneself and asshat

derived from 'asshat' (a person who has their head so far up their OWN ass that they are wearing their ass as a hat)

synonyms include: shenanigans, hoop lah, tom foolery and the like.

Guy 1: We've got enough booze to get through at least the first 3 weeks of the semester!

Guy 2: Let the asshattery begin!

by mrshert September 8, 2011