Assdick

The sexual organ that fags use to penetrate each others anus.

No further explaining needed

I dont want to see you or your ASSDICK around here anymore.... FAG!!

by Im Inside Open Your Eyes.. Guess Who August 1, 2004

ASSFACE

your face looks like an ass

your face REALLY looks like an ass, makin you an assface

by Bob Thornby October 5, 2006

C-ho assface

shes my one and only princess bibbins who wears exspenivvvvv clothes and goes out wit c-money. She has a problem and her cat looks like a dog. when you ask her for a piece of paper she hands you a 20. She also has a bodacious ass which aids her in "backing that thang up!"

Cameron Keast Baker

by Molly L May 17, 2004

assfaggot

One who takes a cock in thyn ass.

Brad is an assfaggot. He works at a chocolate factory as a fudgepacker.

by Steve Viola February 27, 2008

assfinkler

One who packs teh fudge;dumbass;wordassclown/word;one who wears teh wordasshat/word;etc...

You goddamn assfinkler, if you don't put down my sandwich in 2 seconds, I am going to pop your nuts in a vicegrip.

by Boxxcarr September 15, 2003

Assfirmations

noun (as-fer-may-shuns); any negative or derogatory comment made in reference to those below you on the food chain. Any comment that those sad fucks make to try to avoid overdosing on Xanax.

Assfirmations of the day: I love myself! (even though I don't). I am beautiful! (even though I'm an ugly fuck).

by Jenbum & D-dogg October 15, 2008

assfie

When your ass is too round and curvy to ignore and you are compelled to take a cheeky snap of your kind behind. Unlike the Belfie, this procedure involved bending around with your hands, without using a belie stick to take the snap of your crack. Critics and professors alike in the field of ass call this the "au natural" way of showing your butt.

My friend's assfie helped me regain confidence in God after my whole family were mauled to death by a pack of wild geese last summer.

by Mocno Rossman June 7, 2016