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assetone

A semi-caustic fluid that you apply to your butt-cheeks to help firm and sculpt it into more shapely contours.
I prefer not to have my posterior feel like it's on fire, so I guess Ell Passo on da assetone and just resign myself to having a somewhat saggy/bulgy butt, thank you very much!
by QuacksO December 5, 2018
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Asseater

Someone who eats a fuck ton of ass
Dude, Matt is such an asseater
by Cammed out December 17, 2018
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Asseter

A fucking whore who can’t do anything , they tend to feed on cocaine
Jane : ew it’s a asseter
by Kwekjifhiglierfgirfegofjerg.78 December 24, 2019
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asswerted

Announcing with gravitas and feigned authority that something is a fact with the express purpose of demanding the listener buy the facade of the speaker's fantastical persona. Broadcasting a statement while intending to build an image and simultaneously diminish others.
He asswerted that people who didn't reverse their cars into parking spaces were entirely incapable of planning ahead in anything.

He asswerted so often, claiming expertise in areas in which he had no experience; his managers would sometimes opt to expose him to the consultants embarrass him. They had hoped the experience would restrain his daily grandiosity.

He asswerted that he knew FAR more than ALL the staff put together!

She asswerted her niece's boyfriend is a bad person, because her brother-in-law didn't like the young man.

He asswerted he knew more about the aircraft and how it was used than anyone else while watching a military aviation documentary alongside a USAF combat veteran (who had actually flown on the aircraft being discussed). He continued to loudly asswert over others whenever they'd offer their experiences.
by Jules.Sheehy January 20, 2020
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Astertia

When your pussy is in complete pain. Generally after fingering, getting fucked or during your period cramps.
Sorry dude, don’t come I’m having insane astertia.
by Shakespeare69420 March 22, 2020
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ASSER

It's an ass while the "er" refer to a person like buyer someone who buys. Asser someone who have ass that you can kiss it.
يعم كسمك انت جي تحور و تعمل سيرش هنا
This guy is an asser he has an ass
by Asssoooorrrrr June 1, 2020
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asseto

"all slogans suck except this one". Alternatively "all soundbites suck except this one". Essentially a rejection of any and all soundbites/slogans/catchphrase on the premise that they all push an oversimplified or casuist view of the world.

Can be used seriously or ironically.
Skinhead Nazi: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"

Sane person: "Fuck that"

Skinhead Nazi: "What you think white children don't deserve a future?"

Sane person: "Your slogan oversimplifies reality and your ignoring the facts that it's used as a justification for genocide of non-whites. Asseto"
by anonymous September 16, 2020
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