reverse asshat

A person, of either gender, whose ignorant behavior would have you believe they would bend over backwards to shove their head up their ass.

A person of such blatant ignorance, its difficult to understand.

Someone who might use the term "Reverse Racism" without so much of a hint of remorse, or self-awareness.

Trump is such a reverse asshat, its staggering how he got elected.

by Sarreq December 3, 2016

swamp asshat

An insult that combines the definitions of "swamp ass" and "ass hat". Swamp ass meaning "when your ass is so sweaty you feel as if it is literally in a swamp" and Asshat meaning "when your head is so far up your ass, your ass becomes a hat for your head."

Swamp Asshat:

"You are being the swampiest of asshats right now, you dingus. Get your life together."

by Angstyaf October 22, 2018

Death Valley Asswater

Something extremely hot.

Fireball tastes like Death Valley Asswater.

by Trap Master Max June 24, 2016

Schrodinger's asshat

Someone who denies that their head is up anyone's ass much less their own

You know that guy Roger? He's a Schrodinger's asshat, his head is so far up Jerry's ass, yet he denies it

by Åzüre March 13, 2023

asscapades

When a man is homosexual and is in the company of sympathizing, like sexual preferenced friends.

Look at those guys, they are staring in the asscapades.

by Beau Swaims July 6, 2006

Asshattery

Asshattery is when somebody is being an asshat and subjecting you to the effects of their condition. Also, something that an asshat would do.

What asshattery is this?
Please don't subject me to your asshattery.
I'm engaging in asshattery.

by Petunia April 19, 2006

asscaptain

1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.

Brad should stop telling me what to do, I'm sick of him being an asscaptain.

by Matt Heston September 1, 2008