Arbitrate

To make an authoritative judgement on something.

Hym "Jesus Christ, 😩 well, if writing and moralizing isn't work, then you aren't doing it either. Who the fuck IS this guy? He's trying to arbitrate what constitutes a 'Good person.' Who should be famous. Colluding with media and government officials who are lauding you as a prophet for pedaling a bastardization of the religious canon to people who he proclaims cannot think!? Not to mention the ME references (from the Andy Ngo video onward)enough of which could fill an hour long compilation video that constitutes a externally imposed faux schizophrenia. While he wages a war against a noisy minority whose existence seemingly only benefits people on his team."

Iam "He's like a Palpatine!"

Hym "He's like a Palpatine. I mean, he seems to at least be Palpatine-adjacent. And he's trying to wield his non-elected ethic that literally boils down to: 'It's not arbitrary. I deserve this.' against a green haired boogie man whose entire ethical system is derived from Hollywood and institutions that have been co-opted by communists!"

Iam "I mean, that would be how you take over the world though...."🤔

Hym "How do you mean?"

Iam "Create a problem for which you are the one true prophet and solution and then collude with the media and the government of multiple countries for the sake of your own aggrandizement."

Hym "OHO! That's deliciously evil! He's a Sheev Palpatine!"

Iam "We're in the middle of an Ethos vs Pathos war! He's the Palpatine!"

Hym "Hohohoho that is hilarious!"

by Hym Iam July 27, 2022

arbidity

n. pl. -the state of or quality of being arbid.

He was discovering his own capability for arbidity by suddenly deciding to swim the English Channel with his slacks still on.

by sathav July 5, 2011

ambitiously challenged

Lazy.

Kevin is so ambitiously challenged, he jury rigged a pair of shooting earmuffs to hold his cell phone to his head instead of buying a bluetooth.

by Don'tFeedTheManagement September 6, 2011

Abiti

Abiti is the name given to the most awesome people. They rock at everything they do, making everybody else love them beyond limits. Abiti is a God amongst men, everything he touches turns to gold and everything he says is true.. Abiti's tend to be the best looking people alive (or dead), and have very large male productive organs. Abiti is (the) Future. The only thing is that they are a bit arrogant sometimes.

Check out what Abiti is doing, he is my hero!

Ooh, Abiti is soo hot, I must have his babies.

by Nick’s Name November 24, 2021

arbitrary

A word overused by chemistry professors.

Your arbitrary grades are arbitrarily assigned.

by SickKittytheCat February 1, 2020

ambitextrous

One who withholds the ability to text with both the left and right hand.

I can text with my right hand like a boss.

I can text with both hands like a boss!

Lucky!! You must be ambitextrous!

by basavage666 October 14, 2012

Arbitrarian

> A person whose logic, reasoning, AND rationality decided to go out for lunch permanently.
> Someone who is arbitrary.
> Someone who is batshit.

"Those fucking arbitrarian republicans are at it again."
"God save us from the arbitrarian hordes."
"He was pro-life, so he walked into a planned parenthood clinic and killed 3 people and injured 9."

by nullboy March 4, 2016