Apple 

Mature images, nudity, strong sexual content, Pornography

"Hey Joe lets go watch some Apple."

Apple by Gavin Geyer, and friends October 12, 2008

apple 

a cigarette or anything else you can smoke.

that girl smokes way too many apples.

apple by thugyooo September 15, 2007

apple 

1) A FREAKING FRUIT ONLY A DOUCHEBAG WOULD SEARCH THAT
2) A computer system that has much better software than Windows.

1) Apple peels are coated with freaking wax! Who coats a freaking fruit with wax?
2) Apple user: Windows sucks. Windows user: No freaking way you say that. Apple's software is terrible. (Apple user kills Windows user)

apple by Handle can't be blank. May 3, 2014

Apple 

An amazing extraordinary girl who gets all the boys and makes everyone laugh.

Lights up any room with her smile.
Friendly and sweet like an apple

That girl is such an Apple. I can tell because of her smile.

Apple by Ann1ero December 7, 2014

Apple 

What old people say when they mean iPhone or iPad

Grandson: *texting*

Grandma: Get off your apple!

Apple by satansgoldfish October 26, 2015

Apple 

A company founded by Steve Jobs. The company's originally famous for their
freakin' cool mechanical devices and laptops. Now almost every people uses their
brand. Although some faggots still uses Windows(believing that it will win from the
biggest competition), Apple will be taking over the technology of the world...soon.

APPLE: Use Apple! It's better and NEVER lags! It's faster than Windows!
WINDOWS: Don't listen to that faggot, use our product! Come on, what
do you open when you sleep at night?!
CUSTOMER: Um... a window?
WINDOWS: Damn right, now buy our product!

APPLE: What do you eat for breakfast?
CUSTOMER: Um.. Apple?
APPLE: Right, now buy our product. Anything to say, Windows?
WINDOWS: F**K you!!

Apple by Herrickjunior November 27, 2015

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Overpriced

The new book Apple made costs about $300, I think I'll pass

apple by Madcap_ November 15, 2016