apple

a company that makes very VERY, overpriced products

hey, where did u buy your phone?
"from apple isn't it coo-"
slap

by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021

apple

Bane of doctors.

I showed my doctor an apple, an he died.

by A_Bum October 14, 2022

apple

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by apple .com123 January 18, 2023

apple

An apple is a thing that is SO tight. That all the other fruits are jealous. But is best friends with a banana. May be used for masturbation as well.

My friend Ashley was 'playing' with an apple last night.

by Kelly the Banana November 11, 2010

apple

where you stick a apple in a girls mouth and give her anal so she cant squel

a pig with an apple in it's mouth

by lotaz January 3, 2008

apple

A great computer hardware/software company. Period. People who tout the benefits of Windows-based machines are inflexible, incorrigible, and inept. Take a look at the votes given to other definitions of apple. Notice that Carlos Net's spectacular entry has more than twice the number of thumbs-ups than thumbs-downs. Notice also that all of the entries bashing on Apple Computers received overwhelming amounts of thumbs-downs. Just take a look, you sorry little Windows-users, trapped in your cages of XP, ME, NT, and 2K. I pity you.

Mmmm...Apple's G5 tower...*drools*

by Coolguy! May 26, 2005

apple

I just wanted to share this apple with you. when i spotted it today i thought it was the most beautiful apple i had ever seen, the shape, the colour, the firmness, everything. just perfect. so yeah heres a knife. I'll half it. lets hope it tastes as amazing and purely applish as it looks.

Zhoië just came by and gave me one half of her apple.

by Krkič March 13, 2020