Angus is a always an amazing friend or pet that will always have someone’s back and is not an asshole
by Phatassandsass November 26, 2021

by agonyembrace November 21, 2021

The Angus Effect refers to a bell curve of skill in video games, wherein a less experienced player can unconsciously leverage their inexperience to their advantage, defeating a more "skilled" opponent through an unconventional and unpredictable play style.
Man 1: Did you see the Angus vs Reuben 1v1 in Siege last night? Angus destroyed him!
Man 2: Yes I did! It must've been because Reuben was high. In what other conceivable way could Angus have realistically beat him?
Man 1: I'm telling you, it's the Angus effect! This has happened time and time again.
Man 2: Yes I did! It must've been because Reuben was high. In what other conceivable way could Angus have realistically beat him?
Man 1: I'm telling you, it's the Angus effect! This has happened time and time again.
by Throbert Johnson July 20, 2025

Guy: Ayo Angus!
Angus: *Gets hit with a frying pan and slowly hits his head on the piano*
Guy: *Starts playing Jump by Van Halen on the piano*
Angus: *Bleeds to death*
Angus: *Gets hit with a frying pan and slowly hits his head on the piano*
Guy: *Starts playing Jump by Van Halen on the piano*
Angus: *Bleeds to death*
by Angus go August 21, 2021

by Gronkinator November 10, 2020

A quiet human who secretly enjoys being on the receiving end of a sloppy jalopy. Angus is also an askhole. This human knows everything. Has a tendency to fall for the most beautiful and talented ping pong fanny thrower in the town.
by Angus, sloppy jolopy June 7, 2018
