Texas pink

When you go "Down South" on a girl and she farts in your eye so you get pink eye.

Gunnar went down on Deena and got a bad case of the Texas Pink.

by DimitrisDiner July 9, 2016

Texas Exit

When you're jammed in traffic in the state of Texas and you've had enough of not moving, sitting in the Texas sun sweating like a jackass, you drive off the side of the interstate at a 45 degree angle through the ditch in your pickup truck.

This traffic is B.S.! Let's pull a Texas Exit.

by GGAustin August 14, 2011

Texas Plunger

The act of defecating in a woman's vagina then having sex, forcing the feces further into her.

Ex: My gf was really mad when i pulled out the old texas plunger last night

by jshak43 December 4, 2013

Armpit of Texas

Port Arthur, TX. Known as "the armpit of Texas" due to being a rather down-trodden, highly polluted, industrial and depressed town. Port Arthur is in far east Texas, not very far from the Louisiana border.

Janis Joplin was a really cool singer, but she was from Port Arthur, known as the armpit of Texas.

by psara April 26, 2013

Big Texas

When you're having anal sex and you pull out and scream,"We struck oil!" or "Oil spill!"

I heard Dylan gave Josh a Big Texas.

by DoinUrMom November 17, 2012

013 Texas

LaSalle (Montreal) is called 013 Texas.It’s known as a ditrict that have many HUSTLERS.

Damien: Fanny where do you live?
Fanny:I live in the 013 Texas

by Barbied0ll May 30, 2018

texas gumball

When a small man has a lone testicle coming out of the fly of his boxers

Greg wasn't wearing any pants so I caught a glimpse of his Texas gumball.

by TexasPaul October 2, 2020