dylan algar

Sleepy

Boy that guy is Dylan Algar!

by FTKLLEW March 8, 2017

Fire Alarm

When having sex with a girl in her parents house, or anywhere risky, once you are done ejaculating, you yell as loud as you can so everyone can hear awoooooga!!! or FIRE!!! and then exit the area immeadiately

Hey man, I went over to Becca's house during her little brother's birthday party, and I did a perfect fire alarm! They actually called the fire department!!!

by Matt and Rob March 15, 2008

Arabian Alarm Clock

A very grotesque way of waking someone up. To perform the arabian alarm clock you must kneel over another persons face and let thier testicles sink into their eye sockets. Then you get you penis erect and begin to beat them over the head with it. Also known as the "T-Bag Wake Up Call"

Tim gave me the Arabian Alarm Clock this morning. So I fed him super-choco-lax brownies for afternoon tea.

by Unfortunate Froshie December 1, 2004

alvaro romero

slatt king, tiktok star, kinda cute, got that one haircut that all the hispanic boys who say the n word get, sahars babydaddy, aloe vera

person a: slatt👉👎
person b: okay alvaro

person a: huh
person b: alvaro romero, our slatt king🤮🐍

by bb ruby October 23, 2019

Tea Time Alarm

An alert/warning in the United Kingdom that sounds at any given time in the day.
At the time of the sound, every person must stop what they are doing and drink a cup of tea.

The tea time alarm was sounded so we drank some tea.

by Josher109 February 5, 2023

False Alarm

Having the need to go poo. Once getting to the toilet, nothing seems to come out. You decide to go later on during the day when you really need to go.

Daughter: Mom. Hurry up in there! I have to drop a deuce!!

Mother: Okay

Daughter: sitting on toilet..."Why isn't anything coming out?

Daughter: FALSE ALARM!!! I guess I should wait and try again later.

by Melrsose December 21, 2009

Tijuana Alarm Clock

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

by ZarkinFrood August 1, 2009