Aleena

Such a pretty girl, really pretty and overall amazing.

“Do you know Aleena??”
“No I don’t, could you tell me who she is?”
“She’s the really pretty girl!! Don’t you remember?”
“Oh now I remember!!”

by Unknownloo May 1, 2022

airbrush alien

A person (usually a woman) in a photo in which unskillful post-processing made the skin look like almost entirely painted with airbrush tool in Photoshop and turned it roughly into a revolting alien.

This is a common effect due to overuse of bluring, liquiding, clone stamping and softening techniques which are supposed to reduce the small imprecisions of skin and make the person look prettier. Instead, it often backfires by eliminating the features which make the face look real (see also Uncanny Valley).

<browsing through a tabloid> Are these real people or fucking airbrush aliens? Their faces glitter like dog's balls!

by Najt June 18, 2011

The Absentia Lardum Effect

The overwhelming sensation to consume bacon when the body witnesses something so utterly bland, tasteless, or otherwise unappealing.

I was walking past a vegan restaurant one day when I was suddenly overcome by the Absentia Lardum Effect. I immediately proceeded to the nearest fast food chain for a double bacon cheeseburger.

by Verosumatic October 5, 2016

Go Alien

Do something supernatural, psychic or unusual to make something interesting happen.

Also to describe something done that's amazing.

"Dude... That was alien man!"

Or to insult something done that's amazing but unusual.

John: Dude, "the bus is pulling off"

Time: "hold my stuff, time to go alien"

2

Kelly: "I'm bored "

"Don: "Let's do something alien"

3.

James: "yesterday I grabbed the handle to my door and pulled the whole thing off..."

"Matthew: Fuckimg alien... Maybe you should stop working out so much at the gym"

by King Nimai February 14, 2018

Retarded Alien

A retarded alien is a species that originates from the planet Zorb in the upper quadrant of the Milky Way. The species is generally short, and is similar in appearance to the grey alien. However this species lacks the proper intelligence of the average alien. Usually these aliens would go to earth and probe mindless people by experimenting how wide the human asshole can stretch. They can be spotted over the skies over the southern region of America. Signs of abduction include:
Nausea
Head aches
Graver
Ass hole pain
Sudden loss of genitalia
And an extreme interest in the Star Wars character Jar Jar

Person 1: I think I was abducted by a retarded alien?

Person 2: Oh really?

Person 1: My asshole can stretch farther than 8 inches now.

by RetardedAlien July 11, 2021

Metumo-Alena

This is the name that Is referred to a person who is God sent or the light in the darkness, charismatic and kindhearted.

He is their family Metumo-Alena.

by Metumo-Alena August 19, 2021

Grey Alien

A large eyed extraterrestrial from the Zeta Reticuli Star System, their main hobbies are abducting Humans, anal probing, creating ET/Human hybrids and long walks on the beach, they are occasionally referred to as Reticulans or Zeta Reticulans

Michael: My grandfather was abducted by Grey aliens once!
John: Did they have huge tits?
Michael: No, they where all short and bald and shit.
John: Well, that's disappointing.

by Big, Big, Martian July 18, 2022