assbag

The saggy flesh below the buns that overweight middle-aged people sometimes unfortunately display.

If you have assbags, then get off your ass and excercise!

by nosaggybooty September 1, 2004

assball

Noun (ass-ball) - a strategic defensive maneuvuer where the person wraps their arms around their legs and curls oneself into a ball shape with their ass in the air therefore making their ass vunerable to attack while all vital organs are concealed and safe from harm.

bully- "yo RYAN you owe me 10 bucks im gonna KILL you!"
ryans friend- "quick ryan curl into an assball!"

by davekelly September 21, 2006

assbandit

someone who annouys the fuck out of everything and or fucks other males

<see Crazydude999>

by naoneo December 20, 2001

Assbait

A person who's thinking about fucking underage girls/boys and is being warned if they do, they will go to jail and be passed around like someone's bitch.

"He's going to jail for fucking that 14yr girl, and he is assbait when he goes in".

by ShumbaMan75 October 21, 2008

assball

What "association football" (football everywhere else, soccer in the US) should be called.

It's called "soccer" because of the "soc" in as*soc*iation. it would be called "assball" because of the "ass" in *ass*ociation, get it.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 8, 2016

assbath

v. - to smother someone's face with your bare ass; thus bathing them with your ass.

Kip was being stupid so I gave him an assbath.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

assboiler

(n) One who boils asses

1:hey assboiler!
2:hey ass!!

by hrishi911 September 16, 2008