Urban Assault Vehicle

A 2006 Subaru Outback that can go 4 feet deep underwater, carry 6 frag grenades in the cup holder, and withstand the constant gunshots directed at the back bumper

Bro people keep shooting at my back bumper while I’m 3 feet underwater

Ahh chill man, it just means it’s an urban assault vehicle.

by ThyMemethOfGythavil March 31, 2019

triangular assault with a flechette

collage of nurses and drs.

homework

homewood reformatory

when is my shoulder going to stop burning it feels like triangular assault with a flechette.

by Cody5050 January 28, 2021

jackoff assault

This can be the act of masturbating continuously(several times)until all semen has been ejaculated, or the act of three or more males violently masturbating onto a member of the opposite or same sex.

"I haven't masturbated in a week; time for a jackoff assault"--or--"A couple of us finished her/him off with a jackoff assault".

by darkangel18 May 8, 2015

Bulgarian Assault Robot

The Bulgarian Assault Robot is a piece of hyper advanced technology built in the Bulgarian sector of the Balkan rage dimension somewhere between the years 7.3-7.4 quadrillion C.E by hyper advanced Bulgarian Scientists. The robot has the ability to transcend multiple dimensions in order to wipe out its foes with its hyper advanced weapons that can destroy entire universes in the blink of an eye. It is the 3rd most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse, and the only two beings capable of defeating it are the legendary Jack Daniels and Tony Roma.

"The Bulgarian Assault Robot just wiped out the shmirg dimension using its Atomic hyper Cannon"

by Still water drinker December 12, 2024

Assault Weapon

Anything that is black, scary, and found in a dark alley!

We need to ban those evil, scary, black rifles known as "assault weapons."

by anonymous January 15, 2023

M16 Assault Rifle

The M16 is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. The M16 is single-handedly the most rare gun in the game, only available through military areas, and a very small chance of it being in gun stores. This thing is a BEAST, the only gun having full auto in the game (Which means you need high aiming skill to manage this guns immense recoil..) Good fucking luck getting the mags, they're equally as rare or even rarer at times...they use 5.56mm (Obviously.) It can also use all the attachments in the game. It's great, and can only be detected from 70 tiles. The gun is evidently the most efficient of all to gun down hordes, but you'll definitely need level 7 or more on aiming to manage the recoil. (This was the last gun description, I hope you enjoyed them. :D I'll begin to describe the melee's, which will be exponentially more difficult! I hope you'll read those too.)

Timmy: "JIMMY I FOUND THE FUCKING M16 ASSAULT RIFLE."

Jimmy: "WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING LUCKY?!"

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023

Assault Drunk

Directly translated from Finnish. Drinking a lot of booze in a short time to catch up on your friends who started earlier and achieve the same level of drunkness. What'll happen in reality you get too drunk way too fast and end up in the weirdest of situations.

I got off work and got assault drunk to hang out with friends. Ended up naked on the street with no recollection.

by MagicMairou June 16, 2023