The most amazing person you will ever meet, they are hella chill, will always be there for you, and they always remind you that they love you.
by Dynœ December 23, 2020

A piece of shit of a friend who is over 300 pounds and a fucking bitch, Litterally no one likes him and there is always a Haroon to get him to shut up with his fat disgusting mouth. Every time you look at an Asher you want to kill yourself. Ashers are extremely lonely and record other peoples happy events to try and eel just a bit of what their feeling. Asher has a 1cm cock and will never be in a relationship or lose his virginity. A Gavin always try’s to help and kindve does but it’s somewhat cringe, luckily Haroon can always save people from the piece of history known as an Asher. Ashers identify themselves by how many lizards they’ve caught, and how much they resemble one. Almost ever Asher looks like a fucking snake with a 5 feet forehead. Ashers looks like they fell on their head at birth and act like it to. All Ashers eventually work at a 7/11 and die alone with their fat sweaty disgusting selves. All Ashers also are gay and fuck men as soon as possible
“Your being a real Asher right now”
“You look like an Asher lol”
“I would fuck any guy before Asher”
“You look like an Asher lol”
“I would fuck any guy before Asher”
by FuckYouAsher April 11, 2020

by Midfightmass August 6, 2021

Every one of his girlfriends will become lesbian. There is just something about him that makes girls change. He gets a very low score on the rice purity test. Bullies children whenever he can.
George: Aaaashhherrr
Asher: What the Fuck do you want
George: What happened to your girlfriend
Asher: She a lesbian
George ahaahahahahahhahahahahah
Asher: What the Fuck do you want
George: What happened to your girlfriend
Asher: She a lesbian
George ahaahahahahahhahahahahah
by StephCurryballer30brother March 31, 2022

He is a sweet, caring, fat ass nigga. He will take u on dates , feed u McDonalds , but will never fucking exercise. He has a great personality and a smile that will make ur pants fly off . But he can’t see his dick .
by daddy dem November 4, 2019

MY BEST FREAKING FRIEND THEY ME FAV PERSON DUH LOL AND THEY MAKE ME SMILE AND HE GIVE ME A REASON TO BE ALIVE
by Weird0sqturn October 10, 2021
