A person who is extraordinarily adept at verbally ripping public figures apart on the television from the comfort of their own living room.
I studied to become an armchair assassin as a young person, watching the likes of my idols as they eviscerated all of the onscreen fools and political idiots.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2023
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I was arguing with Jason the other day, and some jerk walks by and out of the blue, performs a random verbal assassination on me and makes me feel like a complete f**ktard
by ExtremeTacos November 6, 2010
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by Ecliptist July 8, 2023
Get the I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo mug.It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them deceased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
by Heybabe380 September 7, 2023
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by Brockman, Fedor, and Portabelli September 6, 2003
Get the the assassin mug.The alter-ego of the Call of duty 4 guild; heartclan.
heartclan has been known as the assassins with heart based on the fact that their guild is more of a family than a bunch of nerd-raging gamers.
heartclan has been known as the assassins with heart based on the fact that their guild is more of a family than a bunch of nerd-raging gamers.
by Megburge July 28, 2010
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clan member: why are we going against them again my ass still hurts from the last time?
clan member: why are we going against them again my ass still hurts from the last time?
by Ann Marrie December 17, 2008
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