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Joshua Arteaga

"that kid is so weird." "what's his name?" "I think it's Joshua Arteaga."
by diepeopledie September 20, 2022
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Artemis

The best but fattest cat in the world, she tries to hunt but fails by giving up in about a minute, she then tries to eat your own foot and gives up with that too. She doesnt live up to her full name but none the less, shes pretty extraordinary!
"Did you just see Artemis' attempt to get that fly?!"

"yea too bad she failed!"
by Areeject October 19, 2011
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Arternitive

Two girls by the names of keaten and andrea made up the subculture of arternitive in early 2005.
while we dont know exactly how it started, arternitive has become a gerneral discription of apreciating art, splashes of emo, a flair of alternative, and a little classic rock to mix in. they can be defined by staying in small numbers, scarves, converse, and un-brushed long hair, band shirts, mini skirts, and flats, crazy colors and a flash of bisexuality.
Woah, like Dude.... do you see that groupe over there? Like.. they think and stuff. But they listen to rock.... man. Whats up with that?
by Keaten and Andrea February 7, 2005
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artemism

An severe case of gas, due to a build up of bull shit.
"Oh man, I've got Artemism"

"Its the beans man"
by Awesome KVS October 28, 2013
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Artemis

An adorable cavalier king charles spaniel. She is so loyal, sweet, fun, playful and brings joy to everyone! The thing is, she is stuck living with a fat and abusive man. The poor doggy needs to be rescued, someone save her :(
I love Artemis, but she needs to be free from her filthy owner.
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Artemus

When you drink so much you black out and lose your cell phone (or any useful object)
I pulled an artemus last night and now i have a pounding headache and can't find my cell phone
by sad_kloud July 23, 2011
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Arredondo rule

whenever someone is speaking in generalizations, there is always an exception present. Based on the principle that there are always people around you that think that the norms do not apply to them, because they are special and one of a kind.
person to a group: "I read that you can't sneeze with your eyes open"

After making the statement, most people in the group will nod their heads in agreement, remembering the last time they sneezed...while there will be one person who claims that either they or someone they know always sneezes with their eyes open - That is the Arredondo rule.
by maestro0035 March 19, 2010
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