Apocolashed

To consume copious amounts of alcohol on a night out resulting in a comatose state before 12 midnight.

Alright hombre, good night out?

Ah mate, don't. I got absolutely apocolashed.

by THE best man. April 30, 2009

Apolonia

Apolonia is a great sister but sometimes she can be a bitch. She is the type of girl who doesn't like being involved in a drama. If I were you I wouldn't get in her bad side, she is quite a rebel. Apolonia is also a great basketball player if she has great a teammate to work with. Not many guys are attracted to her because of her attitude. Apolonia is a beautiful woman and caring.

Damn she's pretty she must be Apolonia.

by Loser2345 January 11, 2017

republican apology

A weak, fake, snide "retraction" of all or part of a statement made by conservative after his feet are held to the fire.

Republican apology-

Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"

Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."

Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."

Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"

by docsterx July 23, 2012

Zombie Apocalypse

The end of the world by way of biochecmically regenerated humans thats only plan is to kill off all life on the planet. Zombies are the Archenemy of the FreeAgents.

Zombie apocalypse has started we must get to a safe place.

by budo March 16, 2009

Apoto

To eat ones shoes.
Or a demeaning word for shoe eater.

"That motherfucking apoto ate my fucking shoes!"
"Whats he doing? Oh. He is doing Apoto."

by Booster The Rooster June 18, 2006

apoocalypse

A devastating explosion of excrement.

Wow, have you seen the apoocalypse in the third floor toilets? Is it the HR department holding another dirty protest?' 'No, it's that new contractor from Wilmslow. The cleaners have put up a new sign in the toilet saying "Please leave these facilities in the condition that you would wish to find them", and he took it literally.'

by cuksocker December 18, 2010

Apoorva who loves crust

Someone you can trust. She is someone you don't want to let go off once you meet her. She doesn't realise her worth, and she gets awkwardly shy and cute. She puts everyone else before herself, and keeps a smile on. She has an amazingly good voice. She is Apoorva. It would take too long to describe every characteristic. That's how good she is.

Trust an Apoorva who loves crust.

by Swot September 23, 2019