ap calculus

Class offered in some high schools. Introduces pretty basic mathematical concepts compared to "advanced" math. Frequently described as "impossible," "retarded," and "useless" by many students, but occasionally enjoyed by uber-nerds who later go on to become obscenely rich and hire the aforementioned students as manservants.

Joe Cool: "AP Calculus sucks monkey balls. Let's go get wasted."

Uber-nerd: "Wow, partial differential equations are fascinating. With some minor modifications, I bet these formulas could even predict the stock market..."

by The Dawg June 14, 2005

AP Physics 1

Another term for a brain explosion from attempting to process very abstract material.

The last time I saw Johnny before his brain exploded was the first day of school before 2nd period when he went to his AP Physics 1 class.

by NYC213 March 31, 2016

AP Human Geography

A class offered by some schools specifically designed to bore students to death. It forces students to learn a bunch of useless crap that will never be used later in life, like most AP classes. Even though the textbook isn't nearly as long as the AP World History textbook and you get a lot more time to read the chapters most students will procrastinate and read the chapters the night before, resulting in an all-nighter and failed exams. If you listen in class it's very possible to get a 5 on the exam, regardless of what scores you got on quizzes and tests throughout the year.

Avarage Grade on quizzes/tests: C
Grade on AP Human Geography exam: 5

by APKittyKat November 17, 2014

AP US History

A class based mostly on note-taking and history. Basically just mindless shenanigans.

AP US History is full of shenanigans.

by thisistheworld June 1, 2007

AP Virgin

A student who has never taken an AP class, or someone who cannot manage to handle the workload of an AP class and usually signs up for one because he/she either thinks that he/she is smart, or because the term "AP" looks cool on the schedule. A person's AP virginity is usually taken when he/she survives the AP Exam

Saul: Bruh, Khang made Alandre do the wrong chapter of notes cause he believed that this week's chapter wasn't covered in the AP Exam lmao
Eduardo: Hah! What an AP Virgin, he shouldn't have listened to Khang lol

by An Asian Invasion November 3, 2014

AP US History

The most boring of all history classes available. Endless notes, lectures, and worksheets all of which consist of 80% governmental acts.Spend hours on work that is only worth a couple points toward your grade but you still do it because youre an AP student.

AP US History makes me want to slit my wrists on block days.

by BCLAY February 22, 2008

Ap World

The fucking hardest shit you will ever take in your life. Its also known as AP slit your wrists vertically. DONT TAKE THIS FUCKING CLASS. You do the stupidest shit ever, noone ever gave a fuck about confucist fags, and noone ever will except for the douchbag fuckfaces that wrote the book. Also you'll love the Ap test, i basically read the first question, and then took a shit on it and handed it in. Nah but seriously its an awesome class i loved it. HAHAHAHA NOT! if your in this class, bring multiple clean razorblades, you'll need them. acutally it doesnt matter if theyre clean, cuz either way you should kill yourself if your in this class.

Student 1: How was the ap world test?
Student 2: How do you think the fuckin test was? instead of bringing a pencil, bring a gun to shoot yourself
Student 1: Oh aight man thanks.

by Fuckschool/college March 4, 2009