anteria

A pretty girl, that love to floss;

You saw the Anteria girl over there across the room.

by Unknown . . October 8, 2013

antediluvian

Old fashioned. So beyond last season

That hooker got apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur. She is so antediluvian

by Magmanimous February 22, 2017

Antennagate

A term Apple CEO Steve Jobs coined that refers to the whole iPhone 4 antenna/reception issues saga that has been seriously blown out of proportions by something known as the Android media. When the certain phone is held in a certain way that bridges the connection of the lower-left iPhone antenna, both signal strength and reception quality is dramatically lost, at an average loss of -24dB.

This issue also happens with every other cell phone ever made, except ignorant companies like HTC, Nokia, and RIM have defended Apple's claim. That's why they ask themselves why their phones aren't the ones people want.

Android owner: "You own an iPhone 4. How are the Antennagate bars going along?"
iPhone owner: "They come and go, but never have I experienced a dropped call since owning it."
Android owner: "That's not what I've been hearing lately from all of this Antennagate."
iPhone owner: "Get your head out of your ass, troll."

by AlnAndr July 23, 2010

Antelope

A pedestrian walking on dark streets at night often in dark clothing, with little regard to their surroundings. Antelope disregard traffic and safety guidelines. They tend to dart out in front of you out of nowhere, like deer. If you almost hit one they will become angered as if it's your fault they're practically invisible. Rather than gasping and saying "Oh dear!" upon sight, one should simply scream "Antelope" instead to avoid confusion.

Did you see that antelope pop up out of nowhere after we passed the store? Yeah he didn't even slow down, I almost hit him!

by junkdoll February 20, 2010

antefection

The opposite of perfection, ie every single thing you can think of. Consider infinite and finite.
Forms:
Adj. Antefect
Verb. to antefecate
Adv. Antefectly

"You're not God, you're just an antefect little dog!"

by Gravitron March 12, 2005

antex

a very good playful person, also very cool.

yo im chillen with cool ass antex

by marlow December 15, 2008

antes de piss

after you pee you dribble a little in your underpants

guy1 goes to the bathroom and comes out with a couple wet spots
guy2 says "gwahaha you got some antes de piss goin on"

by snowboardpunk April 13, 2008