ANSI

Association of Noteworthy Standards Ignorance - so called because developers of technology don't understand the true meaning (American National Standards Institute) and refuse to implement their rules. This causes nightmares for other developers, especially with different database vendors and programming language implementations.

The programmer spent many unproductive weeks and experienced various nightmares converting the large e-commerce application to use Oracle instead of SQL Server after his firm decided to switch vendors. Since neither implementation of SQL adheres to the ANSI standards, problems can be expected to keep coming in the future.

by Boxcar Bob March 1, 2007

san anselmo

a town in CA. fun people, nice people. fucking awesome.

San Anselmo is such a gorgeous area!

by saruuuhhh October 18, 2008

Yahoo Answers

An evil website hell-bent on removing the balls from Americans and turning them into pussies

I'm 13 am I old enough for my boyfriend to finger me?

Sure it's completely natural.

YAHOO ANSWERS FAIL!

by St3nDahL July 7, 2010

Anshuman

kinda sweet, but a pussy and can't talk to the girl he crushes on. super funny, and a gentleman in a true sense.
not thoroughly a ladies' man, but the girl who'll end up with him will be the luckiest girl in the world.

hey Aastha, there's Anshuman. a little birdie told me he's too shy to come talk to you. go on then , talk to him.

by XXXpussydestroyer69420XXX October 13, 2020

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

It’s usually the answer you don’t want to know.

Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.

Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.

Mark: Hey babe, where were you last night?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?

by Pushover42069 January 22, 2020

st. anselm's

School for smart kids who don't pretend that they are macho dick-shit. Usually comfortable in their own skin. Typically not concerned with what gonzaga, georgetown prep, or WASPY private schools think. Socially conscious, sensitive, solid group of guys taught by eccentric monks.

Holton Girl: My Dad is rich
St. Alban's Guy: My Dad is powerful
Gonzaga Guy: My Dad could beat your dad up.
St. Anselm's guy: Cool.

by Doug Daley February 21, 2005

Anselmo

Usually a hispanic boy, hard worker, athletic, people either like him or hate him, either really tall or really short, old hispanic name used alot for older hispanic people, meaning a fast move or quick move.

anselmo is in our 8th hour class.

that was an anselmo move.

by dark killer ninja February 17, 2012