Advantage Wank

When your parents are out, you put on Heavy Metal really loud and run around the house headbanging, screaming and wanking all at the same time.

Tip: Make sure your parents ARE actually out at the time.

Hizumi: "Last time I had an advantage wank was in November

It was awesome

I did it in all different places in the house, and had several thousand orgasms. The next door neighbours raised their eyebrows a bit, but oh well."

Me: "What music did you use?"

Hizumi: "Arch Enemy, D'espairsRay, Dir en grey..." (Basically hardcore metal)

by Disabled Complex January 13, 2008

Adventure

A "cruise" in the car with friends. Usually results in going to get food somewhere but in the long run an adventure is just a fun trip with friends.

"Hey, wanna cruise with me and Jim? It'll be one hell of an adventure"
"It always is isn't it?"

by 88888880$ December 30, 2007

Anal Adventure

To Have lots of bum sex,the practicing of anal sex

Have you had an "Anal Adventure" today ?

by Mark February 23, 2004

Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog

An inspired work of utter genius, staring Sega's eponymous mascot Sonic The Hedgehog. The show is basically inspired by every single drug and substance known to mankind, and is best known for a nonexistent plotline, the hilarious (non)educational Sonic Says moments where Sonic teaches kids about pedophiles (really) and inspiring every single YTP ever made. Without AOSTH, I could go so far as to say that Youtube Poop would not be NEARLY as successful. This show is so bat-shit insane, it makes Ren and Stimpy look like any Simpsons episode after the 20th season. You know whats going to happen, and its not nearly as hilarious.

Guy 1: Hey dude I just got a load of drugs fresh from the underground! Lets light up and go on a massive trip!

Guy 2: No thanks. I'll just watch five minutes of Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog and get all the mind fucking I'll ever need...

Sonic: (That's no good!)

by i2D2 September 27, 2010

Advertising

The injection of image into an item the utility of which is too ineffectual to create a customer base.

Drivers wanted, just do it, fair and balanced, welcome to flavor country, i'm loving it.

by Louieman November 30, 2004

adventure

A mission with a positive outcome and some cool shit along the way.

"We could go to Taco Bell, but Chilpotle sounds a bit better."

"Yeah, and we could stop off at my dude's house. We'll make an adventure out of it."

by XBronicastroX April 15, 2009

Adventist

Seventh-day Adventists, the primary group that formed out of the great disappointment in the mid 1800's had 14.4 million members as of 2005 (not 25 million as stated elsewhere). Figure gotten from the official Seventh-day Adventist Church website www.adventist.org.

The adventist belief in a soon return of their Saviour is comforting.

by Robbie-SDA June 18, 2007