Hoe Pose

The female pose where they keep one leg straight, slightly bend the other one, and put one hand on their hip because they think it makes them look attractive for some reason.

“Tonight was such a great night, let’s take a selfie!!”
Female: *right leg automatically locks at 135° angle and the other arm gets glued to her hip, only capable of being unlocked by a camera flash*

“? What are you doing? Why are you in the hoe pose?”
Female: I- I- I don’t know!!! It’s an autonomic response!! I can’t help it!!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Top G Pose

A confident and humorous stance or pose, characterized by a playful but assertive demeanor. Typically used by those who think that they are players. However, that claim has no evidence in the conceivable universe, therefore, the person imitating the Top G Pose, is a fool, who gets no bitches.

Ahmed did the Top G Pose, what a fucking idiot

by HondaCivicEP2 February 12, 2023

pose 28

pose 28 is a posture from a popular roblox game called “dress to impress”

me: i love roblox games!

someone: pose 28?

me: huh?

by ligmasigma September 16, 2024

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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

Dead dog yoga pose

When you lay on your back with all fours in the air.When you just feel like giving up.

All these friends posting Florida pics .I just have to assume dead dog yoga pose because I am not there too.

by BrittneyB November 28, 2015

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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

Columbine Pose

A name for when somebody did one of the poses featured in the iconic columbine cafeteria picture.

Person1: Why the hell did Person3 do the columbine pose???
Person2: I don't fucking know.
Person3: I didn't know Dylan did that, I'm sorry!

by Zach T. Radass April 14, 2023