Beluga Susan

An insulting term used against someone, particularly a heavier set individual, who is being unreasonable, condescending, ignorant, or just a straight up Bitch. Being labeled a Beluga Susan is the equivalent of being called a "Fat Cunt" but in a more proper, discreet manner. This word is commonly used in work places, where an employee wants to call a fellow colleague a "Fat Bitch" but without getting in trouble.

"Samantha has been a real Beluga Susan today"

"Did you hear what Karen said about Daniel last night? Shes such a fucking Beluga Susan, it's unreal"

"Why do you gotta be a Beluga Susan"

"Nobody likes a Beluga Susan, I hope you know that"

by Dick Changler September 6, 2016

susan boyle

The moment of confusion upon facing an individual that appears to be man or woman.

Melanie: "Hey Seth come watch this video! this woman is amazing"

Seth: "Let's see!"

Melanie *plays video of Susan Boyle's audition* "Her voice is so lovely."

Seth: *quite perplexed but continues watching* "Hey Mel is that a man?"

Melanie: *turns up volume* "Shhh! this is the best part"

Seth: *confused* "He's wearing heels? Mel, that's a man right?"

Melanie: "Are you kidding? That's Susan Boyle, she's has a wonderful voice"

Seth: *under his breath* "Damn she is ugly"

by Stop Calling Me A Homo April 24, 2009

Musty Susan

The act of having sex with and ejaculating into a girl's armpit.

I lubed up her pits and gave her a good ol' musty susan.

by Hillside Road Warriors April 2, 2009

Lazy Susan

A woman gives fellatio while sitting on a toilet seat defecating--it is the female equivalent of a blumpkin.

John: Man, I really wanted a blow job, but Liza had diarrhea.

Michael: Dude, you should have just asked for a Lazy Susan.

by Pierre Longcock January 13, 2011

lazy susan

(v): The act of farting in a revolving door, thereby leaving a present for the next entrant.

"Jesus, that asshole that just went in lazy susanned this revolving door!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

Lazy Susan

An explicit sex move where the girl just takes it from the guy. She does not show emotion or say a word but just lays there and takes it.

Casey: What's a Lazy Susan

Chris: Well it's where a girl just takes it. It was named after that shy skanky girl Susan.

by Christopher Chan November 17, 2007

lazy susan

The act of smashing your ball sack against the shower door while it is wet in order to give anyone there a pleasant suprise.

You faggot! I didn't need a lazy susan while I was trying to pinch a loaf.

by Henry Wallabe May 27, 2005