September 28th

If you were born on September 28th, your birthday gift has to be a great blowjob given by someone born in Summer

Justin: It’s September 28th. Today’s my birthday.

Ali: Oh really? I should give you a “special” gift then. You’ll never forget it.

Justin: Yeah? You think you’re that good at it?

Ali: Of course I am. I was born in July

by elzainwonderland January 23, 2020

September 28th

If you were born on september 28th are going to get some good blowjob from someone born in the summer

Justin: September 28th. It’s my birthday

Ali: Oh, really? I should give you a present then. I’m good at it.
Justin: Why you think that?
Ali: Because I was born in July ;)

by elzainwonderland January 21, 2020

28th amendment

the amendment that allows the act of slavery inside

i commend the 28th amendment at that african male

by Pickle mickle April 7, 2021

November 28th

Paw nlick your friends on November 28th.
let them know how sexy they are?!

mango: paw nlick @you
you: why did you nlick me, sexy?!
mango: because its november 28th of course, silly!

by mgnqo November 28, 2020

june 28th

the most uncommon birthday. if ur born on this day, u probably have dark hair.

person 1: wow look at how dark their hair is
person 2: they must've been born on june 28th

by flemenco May 3, 2023

december 28th

Quite the asshole, they don’t really deserve anything in life. Most are fine or good but there’s a small few who are terrible.

Weegee: “Hey, when were you born?”
MeeM: “December 28th.”
Weegee: “You suck. B)”
MeeM: “I know.”

by MeeMTheCatMaid October 7, 2021

March 28th

National give someone ur hoodie day

Person 1 "Ayo, here's my hoodie"
Person 2 "Uh, why are you giving me a hoodie?"
Person 1"It's march 28th"
Person 2 "tf does that mean?"
Person 1 "it's national give someone your hoodie day"

by Amdjdhaja March 27, 2022