Chode

A penis that is more wide than long.

"Fuckin' hell Git, you've got a chode" or "Jesus Christ, that looks like a fat sausage" or "Choooooddddeeeee" or "FAT COCK, FAT COCK, FAT COCK AHAHAHAHAHHAA" Thats all.

by Chris July 14, 2004

chode

when you can touch all sides of a tuna can except the bottom....it is also a short fat penis,or a penis that is wider than it is long

my friend mike has chode lmao

by Josh January 9, 2004

chode

Actually, Chode IS a commonly used term for a weiner that is shorter than it is wide, I mean what else to you call that? It is also synonomous with taint which is ther area between the bean bag and the pooper but cool people mostly say taint and leave chode for a short fat wang.

Dude, that guy had an uncircumsized chode.

Wow his life must suck.

by C-Hum August 21, 2006

chode

a short fat and stubby dick...

EWWWWWWWW ..... Mr. Grosso has a chode

by GO SUCK A NUT October 9, 2003

chode

The area between your sac and your asshole.

Mrs Majerus was being a bitch, so i made her tongue my chode.

by methoddman November 24, 2007

chode

An oval shaped penis, with the width being the long part.

Why is everyone proud of their chode, when you can have a schlong like me?

by jakrel June 2, 2005

Chode

The area between a guys part and his ass. Or a derogatory term for someone refering to the real definition.

Gosh, my teacher is such a freakin chodewaxer.

by gashdammit September 21, 2005