frumpy potato

Angie Vinson

I saw frumpy potato walk in the party and freaked out

by Subfar May 13, 2015

Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.

Look at that porch potato smoking weed.

by BobsSaget November 12, 2022

Potato

A person who is shaped and acts like a potato

There's the popular girls and there's the pretty girls and I look like a ... potato, a kawaii potato

by potato person 55 October 13, 2018

potato

A religious item.

holly potato

by the holy potato god November 22, 2021

Baked Potato

A stoned person who happens to be overweight or even obese.

"Dude, is that Randy hotboxing in his car?"
"Yeah he's turning into a baked potato."

by UrFriendlyNeighborhoodSpartan September 13, 2014

Potato bugging

You your cock is flaccid and you are able to roll/coil it similar to a potato bug

jared was potato bugging to make his dick bigger

by anonymous February 25, 2021

german potato

The act of enlarging a clitoris with a vacuum, then drying it with kosher salt before stimulating it with chopsticks

I am quite sore after trying the german potato

by Rennfeild February 25, 2017