dads dick syndrome

dads dick syndrome or DDS for short is a term given to a man who has a dick that looks bigger than it really is.

boy1: man did you see Tyler's piece? it is huge!

boy2: nah it's the case of the dads dick syndrome

by skibby1337 January 30, 2024

Dad

Will leave to "get milk"

Kid: "where's dad?"
Mom: "he went to the store to get milk"

by Ifuckedyoursister August 9, 2019

Dad

Not found

Ur either adopted or fatherless its because ur dad didnt want a child but the horny killed him or he just went to bring milk and never came back cus ur a loser

by I know everything about ur dad July 16, 2022

russian dads

A Dad who doesn’t stick around to long and also has about 50 wife’s around the world and now he is intonational so obviously 2+2=4-1=3 that’s quick maths

Yo my Russian Dads is a prick lol

by Allangestwich November 19, 2017

Your dad

used in only this specific situation...

Stupid horse girl: What did y'all do this weekend? Crackheads like me: Your dad
Stupid horse girl: I don't get it, I meant like an activity...

by yourdadthiqq69 August 30, 2019

Dad

Somone who doesn't care about his kids and acts like he knows everything.

Me: fuck you dad

by YouAllSuckOkay June 4, 2022

dad

a bad person who will steal your bagel and helped make you.

Me: What is a dad?
Dad: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!

by Some b0die August 10, 2021