Horsey Dance

The act of stumbling through a densely packed dance floor while particularly inebriated. Resembling that of a horse walking on two legs, this dance is often characterized by stepping on the ankles and belongings of loved ones within close proximity. In tradition, this dance if followed with a mumbled or slurred apology as to not upset fellow party goers.

Typically performed in poorly lit clubs and music festivals.

yooo, last night i fell asleep on the blouch (blow up couch), woke up and had to horsey dance my way through 500 people main stage.

Shawty saw me horsey dancing from across the club and asked if i wanna go 50/50 on making a centaur. ya feel me?

I saw Dylan horsey dance his way through the crowd mid tipper set. Homie was off the yammies fr.

Horsey Dance by Bag Dad February 21, 2024

Horsey Dance

The act of stumbling through a densely packed dance floor while particularly inebriated. Resembling that of a horse walking on two legs, this dance is often characterized by stepping on the ankles and belongings of loved ones within close proximity. In tradition, this dance if followed with a mumbled or slurred apology as to not upset fellow party goers.

Typically performed in poorly lit clubs and music festivals.

yooo, last night i fell asleep on the blouch (blow up couch), woke up and had to horsey dance my way through 500 people main stage.

Shawty saw me horsey dancing from across the club and asked if i wanna go 50/50 on making a centaur. ya feel me?

I saw Dylan horsey dance his way through the crowd mid tipper set. Homie was off the yammies fr.

Horsey Dance by Bag Dad February 21, 2024

Monkey Dance 

An act being performed by someone's command which is meant to make superiorities look inferior to you.

Pronoun: A man forced government intruders on his device to perform a type of Monkey Dance.

Noun: I just forced a government whigger to do something funny and humiliating.

The governments performed the monkey dance infront of Jonathan. Also mentioned as the Whigger dance; it is multi-series act of performances and intrusions of devices. Say the Chinese government was targeting your device, and you see remote desktop control symptoms. It never happens before or after. But somehow you get them to do it again on command, many times. Whiggers is a word coming from an Adult Swim show, it means wind cyclone slaves (Humor on slavery).....look, it's not me that likes slavery; I just don't know what else to call it. This is coming from someone that has done this, proving this person has proven himself superior to intelligence agencies. This might as well be one of the most official definitions here.

Monkey Dance by Brian Swonson March 24, 2024

Line Dancer 

One who is waiting in line to use the restroom.

“Where’s Mom? Oh she must be line dancing. I did notice a long line outside the bathroom.”

“I’m going to have a hard time holding it in that long line! Looks like I’m going to be a line dancer again tonight!”

Line Dancer by Cravicky April 7, 2024

Pocket dance 

The act of pretending to search for a ticket in your pocket, when you don't have one.

Conductor: Oh come on, don't do the pocket dance on me

Pocket dance by Elbower April 24, 2024

Veggie dance

The veggie dance is an annoying trend on YouTube and TikTok where people would play a song called the Veggie Dance and people would dance to it in public and it makes people look like complete idiots.

It's time to do the veggie dance

Veggie dance by BabbleBoy May 20, 2024

Knuckle Dance 

When the overindulgence of drugs/alcohol initiates the human body to want to fall asleep standing up but bent over with their knuckles draging the ground. When caught or surprised they tend to search for things they didn't even drop.

When I walked in to my uncles house he was in the kitchen doing the knuckle dance.

Knuckle Dance by MegzMaree June 11, 2024